Saturday Dummies: Fire Balls And Pissed Faces

jay
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Saturday Dummies are all about male genitalia. The first guy takes a ball of fire to the wang. Stupid yes. Painful? Maybe. Then the second guy. Wow. The second guy is really something. He just hoses down his face with...his own piss. I guess it's better than someone else's piss. But still, it's nasty. He actually wins Dumbass of the Week award here!

17 Comments
  • lenny9651 April 30, 2011

    the first guy just got hit in the nuts with a ball,if he wanted it to be spectacular he should have soaked his pants in lighter fluid. the second guy, well i can get you dr. kevorcians number

    +2
  • chupamiverga April 30, 2011

    the second one happens to me when I wake up with morning wood and hung over as shit.

    +0
  • oicu8abullet April 30, 2011

    That wasn't piss. He just opened the world's smallest bottle of champagne.

    +6
  • willylickaball April 30, 2011

    The moral to this story is, "When eating flaming balls of fire, one must never forget to bring a bottle of water".

    +0
  • two-hats April 30, 2011

    I think they should meet, one to light their balls on fire the other to put them out.

    +2
  • keymaster April 30, 2011

    money see monkey do ...did'nt I see a chimp doing this in the 90's ?

    +0
  • reddan April 30, 2011

    i wonder if alens do this shit..... oh wait they have no balls ..... pun intended

    +0
  • dazzza April 30, 2011

    It's just a shame he can catch his breath!

    +1
  • rockinron April 30, 2011

    he's singing the i love crazyshit song.

    +0
  • jdgoma April 30, 2011

    I bet even their sperm is retarded, lets ask Adam...

    +0
  • mccracken April 30, 2011

    1st one cool, 2nd one needs to be castrated so not to pass stupid genetics on

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 30, 2011

    Shhhhhh--I think I can hear Darwin sneaking up on these guys.

    +0
  • downunder69 April 30, 2011

    talk about getting yourself pissed, dude is down sindrome

    +0
  • ghosthunter April 30, 2011

    I bet their parents are just as fucked up!!

    +0
  • boredshitless May 1, 2011

    people that need to be reminded of bad things to smoke, shouldn't have kids!

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth May 1, 2011

    Crap -- that was like the coolest thing ever followed by the lamest thing ever -- my head exploded.

    +0
  • asstro May 1, 2011

    I had a nasty old billy goat that pissed in its own mouth, I killed it and made stew..

    +0
 
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