The Robo Jacker Is In Stores Now

Finally the new Robo Jacker is available in stores. Step up to your new best friend, slide your cock in the hole, adjust the dials to your liking, and enjoy everything the Robo Jacker has to offer. You don't have to buy it dinner and it's not going to ask you what you're thinking after you dump your load inside it. The only thing it's missing is a set of rubber boobs on the top.

29 Comments
  • mangu May 2, 2011

    so this is the crowning acheivement of mankind huh...were gettin sooo lazy dat we wont even jerk our selves off...we soo need to be wiped off the face of the earth

    -2
  • lenny9651 May 2, 2011

    wow so there's rich losers too

    +3
  • massiveballs May 2, 2011

    Think the bank got suspicious when I withdrew my life savings in quarters.

    +8
  • rodgtard May 2, 2011

    Cheaper than a women and doesnt bitch at all.

    +0
  • clrz1000 May 2, 2011

    Thats not a jacking machine. Its a shit dispenser.

    Thats why that asian had his finger in it!

    "AHH MACHEEEN MUS BEE BOKEN?"

    +4
  • rodgtard May 2, 2011

    It's tigertigers girlfriend, Riley im made of steele.

    +0
  • 2bit May 2, 2011

    How long till we see them by pop machines?

    +1
  • oicu8abullet May 2, 2011

    I need to switch gyms...

    +0
  • tapeworm May 2, 2011

    that's great, but can it wash dishes and make sammiches?

    +4
  • crazyportugese May 2, 2011

    bin laden its dead.

    +0
  • boredshitless May 2, 2011

    the table ain't flat enough to hold my beer!

    +3
  • rockinron May 2, 2011

    wonder if they have a model for road head?

    +0
  • reddan May 2, 2011

    it had to come from japan where u can mjarry your own pillow and nintendo DS

    +1
  • ghosthunter May 2, 2011

    Need to talk to Santa about this one!!

    +2
  • Jay D. May 2, 2011

    Bonus that it can also make milkshakes.

    +5
  • askyoursister May 2, 2011

    these are the new sperm bank ATMs

    +1
  • lenny9651 May 2, 2011

    wow jay first time i seen you post a comment

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 2, 2011

    Great--now nerds will never leave their mom's basements.

    +2
  • picklehiesner May 2, 2011

    ^^ how the fuck are you gunna make a milkshake with that thing and why would you drink anything made by a machine people stick thier dicks in...a fuckin jizz shake ? ... stick to posting videos

    +6
  • pizzapie May 2, 2011

    Pickleboy lighten up ^^^^^

    +1
  • futtbucker2010 May 2, 2011

    i bet gurtman has one of these...

    +0
  • cbt23 May 2, 2011

    Love those crazy japs

    +0
  • critterbug May 2, 2011

    Extend the stroke unit and attach to a treadmill and watch any man loose weight.

    +0
  • yestrnight May 3, 2011

    how much Canadian?

    +0
  • heywodjablowmi May 3, 2011

    where can I get one in 5 easy payments of $69.69

    +0
  • dave7777777 May 3, 2011

    im ready to stick my dick in there right now just to see what it can do.

    +1
  • downunder69 May 3, 2011

    demonstration model i hope!

    +0
  • madgr33nz420 May 3, 2011

    took me a sec, but that thing is kinda sexy.

    +0
  • shadowchaser May 4, 2011

    Fucking weird Japs and their bizarre inventions. When is the next tsunami? I fucking cheered when the last one happened, rolling on the floor laughing when watching these fuckers get swallowed up by water HAHAHA.

    +0
 
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