Knocked The Shit Out Of Himself

I wasn't aware, but apparently hardcore parkour is when you smash your nuts and shit your pants. He's got it down pretty well. He must have spent a lot of time practicing and has gone through many pairs of underwear to perfect this move.

26 Comments
  • joseffritzl May 3, 2011

    balls burst,game over

    +0
  • orangegoblin May 3, 2011

    What a cunt...lol, I cant belive a fat bastard like that though he could catch a jump like that...pmsl...

    +0
  • iluvkitty May 3, 2011

    Quote of the fucking year....."I think I pooped myself a little." I hope he likes Asian chicks, cuz they are going to be knocking at his door soon.

    +5
  • slippy May 3, 2011

    More like hardcore fail douche.

    +0
  • mrmexicano May 3, 2011

    good now he cant reproduce

    +4
  • xxranger May 3, 2011

    stupid people shouldn;t reproduce

    +1
  • lilmannyfresh May 3, 2011

    stumper dumper

    +0
  • wackinisgood May 3, 2011

    situps... and nut cup, just a suggestion

    +2
  • lenny9651 May 3, 2011

    you can't look cool with shit running down your leg

    +0
  • sleeko May 3, 2011

    Our next Darwin award nominee

    +0
  • etdaddy May 3, 2011

    some times you feel like you lost your nuts, sometimes you don't

    +0
  • d90girl May 3, 2011

    Show this on his weddingday for all to see !!

    +0
  • zrotpar May 3, 2011

    That fat dude thinks he can do hardcore "parkour"? He's lucky he can pronounce that word!

    +0
  • omally May 3, 2011

    tail kick to nut grind with a decent plant. this guy needs his own game

    +1
  • pistolero May 3, 2011

    Thanks CS. I needed that laugh... hardcore!

    +0
  • madgr33nz420 May 3, 2011

    i would of shit right on his face afterward..."parkour"....fucking joke

    +0
  • rockinron May 3, 2011

    to bad he only jerks off, or his girl friend would be happy now that she dont hafta fuck his dumb ass anymore!!

    +1
  • ouch May 3, 2011

    he called my name.... OUCH!

    +1
  • reddan May 3, 2011

    parkur is not for fat people

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 3, 2011

    "Ooops, I Just Crapped My Pants"--the special underwear for the man who poops himself just a little.

    +0
  • rush May 3, 2011

    Retards need to be supervisied, always!!

    +1
  • effinurmom May 4, 2011

    He didn't see that one coming??

    -1
  • downunder69 May 4, 2011

    some one shoot this guy

    +1
  • dethzombie May 4, 2011

    Parqueer

    +2
  • ghosthunter May 4, 2011

    Got money he voted for obama!!!

    +1
  • monstersaurus July 5, 2011

    hard core? your at a fucking playground

    +0
 
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