You heard it here, folks. There is indeed advanced extra terrestrial life out there, and their mission was to rape and impregnate this old, drunk bum. Mission accomplished. But since they knocked him up, they've been MIA. So typical.
What the hell IS that?
Thats not an alien, it's the dildo that he accidently shoved up his ass too far and couldn't get it out. (Should have got medical insurance so we could get another the video of the dildo surgically removed)
I would SOOOOOOOOO buy tickets to see that thing being popped.
Sorry, but you were not fucked by an Alien.
Thats called a Hernia, and you most likely got It while trying to push that KFC out of your ass
More like impregnated by the abominable snowman
i dont know if thats an alien, but either way your fucked
cant wait till next weeks video of the dead drunk that was tryin to remove an alien from his stomach
It's a TOOOOMMAAAAAAHHHH!!!
There's nothing wrong with having a big belly you know!
Your "FUCKED" allright!
I don't think that's the scenario Katy Perry and Kanye West had in mind when they performed their song, E.T.....
and they told him the anal probe was harmless, goes to show you never trust and alien with a big probe, camera and a bottle of lube
The alien got him pregnant and took off. Must have had to pick up it's intergalactic welfare check.
That annoying bitch in "Pulp Fiction" would love to have that for a pot-belly! My man Quentin Tarantino must have lost a bet or something to cast her in an otherwise awesome movie! Jed's dead baby, Jed' dead!
i want to use it as a punching bag
will someone give that man a damn light? he has a weird growth coming from his stomach but more importantly he needs to smoke a god damn cigarette!
aliens know that white boys love getting probed thats why there only ones that see them
Holy Herniated belly bat man!!
Yep that's a hernia aright.
Aww...looks like I have yet another admirer--but a little tip: you're supposed to give +1's when you like someone :)
americas health system is always there for ya old timer...i,m sure they,ll take care of you,....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah............. .ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
that is his damn liver!