Impregnated By Aliens

You heard it here, folks. There is indeed advanced extra terrestrial life out there, and their mission was to rape and impregnate this old, drunk bum. Mission accomplished. But since they knocked him up, they've been MIA. So typical.

23 Comments
  • spaulding May 4, 2011

    What the hell IS that?

    +2
  • shadowchaser May 4, 2011

    Thats not an alien, it's the dildo that he accidently shoved up his ass too far and couldn't get it out. (Should have got medical insurance so we could get another the video of the dildo surgically removed)

    -1
  • iluvkitty May 4, 2011

    I would SOOOOOOOOO buy tickets to see that thing being popped.

    +7
  • drublix May 4, 2011

    Sorry, but you were not fucked by an Alien.

    Thats called a Hernia, and you most likely got It while trying to push that KFC out of your ass

    +5
  • gofkurself May 4, 2011

    kuato lives!!!

    +2
  • massiveballs May 4, 2011

    More like impregnated by the abominable snowman

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 4, 2011

    i dont know if thats an alien, but either way your fucked

    +0
  • rockinron May 4, 2011

    cant wait till next weeks video of the dead drunk that was tryin to remove an alien from his stomach

    +2
  • flattie May 4, 2011

    It's a TOOOOMMAAAAAAHHHH!!!

    +0
  • beerbelly May 4, 2011

    There's nothing wrong with having a big belly you know!

    +1
  • clrz1000 May 4, 2011

    Your "FUCKED" allright!

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi May 4, 2011

    I don't think that's the scenario Katy Perry and Kanye West had in mind when they performed their song, E.T.....

    -1
  • etdaddy May 4, 2011

    and they told him the anal probe was harmless, goes to show you never trust and alien with a big probe, camera and a bottle of lube

    +2
  • oicu8abullet May 4, 2011

    The alien got him pregnant and took off. Must have had to pick up it's intergalactic welfare check.

    +2
  • wisconsinjed May 4, 2011

    That annoying bitch in "Pulp Fiction" would love to have that for a pot-belly! My man Quentin Tarantino must have lost a bet or something to cast her in an otherwise awesome movie! Jed's dead baby, Jed' dead!

    +0
  • reddan May 4, 2011

    i want to use it as a punching bag

    -2
  • bartz May 4, 2011

    will someone give that man a damn light? he has a weird growth coming from his stomach but more importantly he needs to smoke a god damn cigarette!

    +0
  • bigtalk May 4, 2011

    aliens know that white boys love getting probed thats why there only ones that see them

    -1
  • ghosthunter May 4, 2011

    Holy Herniated belly bat man!!

    +0
  • wickedmule May 4, 2011

    Yep that's a hernia aright.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 5, 2011

    Aww...looks like I have yet another admirer--but a little tip: you're supposed to give +1's when you like someone :)

    +4
  • downunder69 May 5, 2011

    americas health system is always there for ya old timer...i,m sure they,ll take care of you,....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah............. .ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    +1
  • sexzsadie May 5, 2011

    that is his damn liver!

    +0
 
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