Out The Car Window He Comes

Seat belts are for pussies. If you can't handle getting tossed out of your car after a crash, then you shouldn't be driving. Also, it helps if you're drunk, because you don't tense up and get hurt. So always be sure to throw back a few shots before getting behind the wheel. It's just the safe and responsible thing to do.

15 Comments
  • goodbye May 8, 2011

    is it working yet?

    +1
  • nitro May 8, 2011

    fuckin window licker you'd think that if u were going to crash with out a seat belt on you'd pop your window up just before impact fuckin retard lmao.

    +0
  • silentsly0314 May 8, 2011

    You Deserve it.

    +4
  • two-hats May 8, 2011

    Never touch a black man's ejector seat button!

    +0
  • dazzza May 8, 2011

    Charge him for leaving the scene of a crime.

    +3
  • lenny9651 May 8, 2011

    it's just a flesh wound, toughen up

    +4
  • rockinron May 8, 2011

    looks like that guy shoulda been riding the short bus instead of hitting it!!

    +4
  • boppalilbit May 8, 2011

    Bus driver can you please drop me off at this bus stop real fast?...... "I didnt mean that fast wasnt in that much of hurry but thanks anyway"

    +0
  • spaulding May 8, 2011

    Someone get this dude another beer STAT!

    +1
  • immanuelkunt May 8, 2011

    I say that fucker set a record for going through the windshield then going for a walk.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 8, 2011

    "The ejector seat works quite well, actually"...

    +1
  • downunder69 May 9, 2011

    seatbelts are great if u wear em, according to princess diana

    +0
  • bonecrusher May 9, 2011

    DUI, White and just stupid..this is too easy..Clowns

    -2
  • ghosthunter May 9, 2011

    T Bone to broken bones in One Secound

    -1
  • d90girl May 9, 2011

    He's in a hurry going nowhere

    +0
 
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