Two Heads Are Better Than One

The parents always wanted two kids, but with the one child limit still in effect, they had to figure something else out. Now they have their little two-headed bundle of joy, which almost even better than two kids. You get two personalities for half the cost. And mom can't wait for some double action breast feeding.

29 Comments
  • bulldognuts May 10, 2011

    I would hate to be the head that is turned where it has to look at the other one all the fucking time.

    +2
  • lenny9651 May 10, 2011

    great like they haven't fucked up the grading curve enough, now there having kids with 2 brains

    +6
  • boredshitless May 10, 2011

    and they call us inbreeds!

    +1
  • omally May 10, 2011

    can i poke it with a spear?

    +3
  • rockinron May 10, 2011

    dachousen number 44 when do they add the zion gas?

    -2
  • rockinron May 10, 2011

    quick someone throw it in a valcano!!!

    -1
  • wetjuice May 10, 2011

    THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDNT LET YOUR SON AND DAUGHTER SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM

    +1
  • reddan May 10, 2011

    it would be hard to decide which head to remove if it becomes nessesary

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 10, 2011

    The moral of this story? DO NOT eat da poo poo while you are pregnant.

    +9
  • spaulding May 10, 2011

    Congratulations mom, you've created the next generation of degenerates to ring the bell in the tower.

    +5
  • oicu8abullet May 10, 2011

    From the right angle, one bullet can solve the whole problem.

    +3
  • godbluff May 10, 2011

    poor thing, literally.

    +2
  • mccracken May 10, 2011

    ahhh, the Japanese, this is what you get for serving up Dolpin in the sushi!

    +4
  • thederp May 10, 2011

    fukushima daiichi puts the rad in radiation.

    -1
  • talent May 10, 2011

    that must have wrecked the mothers pussy (strechedddddd to the max)

    +3
  • targetman May 10, 2011

    Nature is incredible, and frequently unbelievably beautiful and mindblowingly beyond comprehension!! Regretably though, mother nature is also non-selectively cruel, unfair and unjustified!! And when I occassionaly come across sights such as this clip I just CANNOT AT ALL accept or believe that we are the product of a benign, all loving,all caring and sympathetic creator!!!!!!!! NOW!! LISTEN UP FOLKS!!!! There is no god! PERIOD!! And as for the comments I've read re this sad clip, I,m ashamed to be associated to you via our apparently superior intelligence and social standing.. SO....FUCK YOU AND FUCK god!!!!!!!!!!!

    +1
  • hater-monkey May 10, 2011

    WHAT is in it's mouth?

    +0
  • drelknuts May 10, 2011

    I can't wait to see those fuckers in a porn! One sucking a dick while the other is eating a turd.

    +1
  • gofkurself May 10, 2011

    not babies bro..

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 10, 2011

    targetman you came here of your own free will, if you don't want to be associated with the people here then just don't come back, nobody is forcing you to be here, and nobody will miss you when you go

    +3
  • anrconvert May 10, 2011

    every parent's worst nightmare.

    +1
  • immanuelkunt May 10, 2011

    If one gooddamn soul pisses me off, they'll pay the price. Period. And I mean period.

    -1
  • d90girl May 10, 2011

    So what, if they survive, just let them be !

    +1
  • wardo56 May 11, 2011

    Those kids will give one hell of a blowjob one day

    -1
  • ghosthunter May 11, 2011

    Just think.. thats only 1 child tax break not 2....

    +0
  • massiveballs May 11, 2011

    FUCK..poor kids

    +1
  • wickedmule May 14, 2011

    Mother nature can be so cruel :{

    +0
  • insane_person August 20, 2011

    someone quick, throw it in a volcano and end its pathetic life of being looked at and made fun of!! just kill it.

    +0
  • dozer67 May 15, 2013

    what happens if one is gay and the other is not!??!

    +0
 
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