You're Not Jacking My Car

Sonic may have some tasty burgers and delicious milk shakes, but they also have crackhead mother fuckers who want to car jack you hanging out in the parking lot. Your stick isn't going to the job on this one, cracky. You should go back to sucking dick to buy your rocks.

23 Comments
  • coonboy May 12, 2011

    I wonder how those Nikes tasted.

    +0
  • rockinron May 12, 2011

    the guy in the car was an indian from the dafuckouttahere tribe of west philly.

    +1
  • boredshitless May 12, 2011

    i would have beat him with his stick, then fucked him in the ass with it till the cops got there

    +4
  • two-hats May 12, 2011

    Hey leave me alone I there's no fried chicken in here!

    +9
  • tripod May 12, 2011

    Hey! Don't ya know that Blacks have the right to do whatever they want?

    -1
  • nitro May 12, 2011

    why the fuck did he not just drive away

    +2
  • sleeko May 12, 2011

    Just another justification for the 2nd Amendment.

    +1
  • spaulding May 12, 2011

    I bust the windows out in your car. I thought I saw a church's chicken box..

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 12, 2011

    yep, nothing's more satisfying than beating the shit out of a thieving crackhead

    +1
  • oicu8abullet May 12, 2011

    Hold on. I've got something in the glove box for you.

    +1
  • rareranking May 12, 2011

    Next time idiot turn the wheel and smash the living carap out of him, One less moron to worry about!

    +0
  • etdaddy May 12, 2011

    all that for a fucking chevy truck he deserved to get his ass beat for not taking it off the guys hands

    +0
  • stankbug May 12, 2011

    And that's why I have my Glock .357 sitting beside me everytime I get in my car.

    +1
  • petekelly May 12, 2011

    That's the way the niggas do it... hang out on the corner drinking some shit out of a paper bag and at night try to take other peoples stuff.

    +6
  • ohwickedwendi May 12, 2011

    Great--now that truck has that "New Ape" smell in it.

    +4
  • in_ur_skin May 12, 2011

    that's why i tote a .40

    +2
  • morvvik2 May 12, 2011

    damn chocolate people

    +2
  • cbt23 May 12, 2011

    Only a nigger would jack a chevy

    +3
  • killkenny May 12, 2011

    Never mess with a man's pick-up.

    +1
  • thederp May 13, 2011

    think twice before you try and jack a mexican you pinche mayate!

    +0
  • downunder69 May 13, 2011

    ole cracky had the chance to stay in drivers seat and fuk off, but ole mate took the keys , .. nice!

    +0
  • slippy May 13, 2011

    typical nigger- I rest my case.

    +0
  • d90girl May 14, 2011

    That was Batman trying to " get away"

    +0
 
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