Next Time Try To Jump Higher

I think this is in Russia, so I'm sure that guy will be just fine. A fifth of vodka will make all pains, aches, and troubles disappear in a matter of seconds. And I have to compliment him on his instincts to jump at the right time. It didn't even look like he was looking at the car. Bravo, Boris, bravo.

20 Comments
  • boredshitless May 12, 2011

    when your too poor to pay attention, you can't stay drunk! i hope it hurt like hell dumbass!

    +0
  • rockinron May 12, 2011

    i think the onstar said " you have hit a dumb ass" in russian.

    +0
  • massiveballs May 12, 2011

    Listening to Ricky martin in the car should be considered the same as DUI

    +7
  • virgendestoyer May 12, 2011

    Sure I film my drives threw the town all the time!!Yeah right fake!!

    -2
  • mikem1919 May 12, 2011

    "Living la vida loca" in Russian!!

    +0
  • two-hats May 12, 2011

    Probably improved the look of the car.

    +2
  • spaulding May 12, 2011

    You've gotta pull your pants down to press your ass cheeks to the glass.

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 12, 2011

    jaywalking, a minor crime with major pain

    +1
  • oicu8abullet May 12, 2011

    ::sigh:: I NEVER get to run over dumbasses.

    +0
  • viol8or May 12, 2011

    Frogger taken literally in Russia.

    +0
  • petekelly May 12, 2011

    We here in the Russian Embassy do not like to see our comrades fucked up. These fools where Polacks.

    +0
  • pizzapie May 12, 2011

    Deer are so stupid

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 12, 2011

    That guy had the buttcheecks in the headlights look on his face.

    +1
  • morvvik2 May 12, 2011

    damn, that was nigger

    +0
  • clrz1000 May 12, 2011

    Hey massiveballs, How do ya know its ricky martin?

    just asking....Not trying to start shit with ya!

    +0
  • killkenny May 12, 2011

    A good jump but failed to nail it in the center of the windshield. 7/10

    +1
  • mccracken May 12, 2011

    I can't say much about this...I wish everyone could hit a jaywalker once a year - especially those who think they have the right of way.

    +0
  • thederp May 13, 2011

    i wish it would have been one of those niggers who like to annoyingly, aggravatingly walk extremely slow while they cross an intersection when they know you're waiting for them to cross. i wish...

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  • downunder69 May 13, 2011

    slipping in a mcdonalds store is a better way to sew someone

    +0
  • d90girl May 14, 2011

    Funny but FAKE !

    +0
 
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