Dumbass Slides To Safety

It's assholes like this, running blindly across the street, that you really wish would get fucked up pretty bad after being hit by a car. But no, he hops right up and is more concerned about picking up his shoe than he is about burning his ass cheeks off.

24 Comments
  • dazzza May 15, 2011

    And He's..... SAFE!

    +7
  • jm75 May 15, 2011

    that's a really lucky asshole

    +1
  • urapnes1701d May 15, 2011

    ... the reason why i want to weld spikes onto the front of my car....

    +6
  • massiveballs May 15, 2011

    I like the,”you’ve collected 10points noise” before the impact

    +11
  • wackinisgood May 15, 2011

    shoe's are hard to find in third world country's

    +1
  • fuckinumd May 15, 2011

    accident would never have happened if he were African American

    1. they walk way slower

    2. they can jump I've seen it in person.

    +5
  • qz-sue May 15, 2011

    That's one way to wipe your ass.

    +2
  • tapeworm May 15, 2011

    Before the moron ran across the road, you can see the shitty parking job this soccer-mom pile of shit did with the minivan. Minivan=fucking idiot.

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 15, 2011

    10 points, it would have been 20 if you would have finished him

    +2
  • rockinron May 15, 2011

    musta been a 2 for one sale at the watermelon stand!

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi May 15, 2011

    That's one way to get rid of those hemorrhoids.

    +2
  • spaulding May 15, 2011

    When are they gonna learn to hood slide like the Duke boys?

    +1
  • lordan May 15, 2011

    one lucky mother fucker

    +0
  • crazyportugese May 15, 2011

    cinderella have found his shoe..

    +0
  • shit4brains May 15, 2011

    That knocked the shit out of him!!....No really thats what was sliding on!

    +0
  • d90girl May 15, 2011

    weeeeeeeeeeeee

    +1
  • larbob May 15, 2011

    maybe it's me. but i swear i see his ass when he gets up. i believe he wore a hole right threw his pants.

    +0
  • evilmimai6666 May 15, 2011

    next time you see that twat...HIT EM HARDER!

    +0
  • thederp May 15, 2011

    the driver neither honked, swerved, nor braked. i think he tried to hit the kid intentionally.

    +0
  • carinya May 15, 2011

    low center of gravity by that slide

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 16, 2011

    Thats one way of getting rid of your piles!

    +0
  • dnl_uncola May 16, 2011

    whats with the review mirrors being on the hood of the car?

    +0
  • downunder69 May 16, 2011

    why stop?

    +0
  • morvvik2 May 17, 2011

    ill blame it on the squinted eyes

    +0
 
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