You Can't Tackle A Speeding Car

OK, so what exactly was your plan here? I can't tell if you were trying to get hit by a car, or trying to cross the road, but either way, I'm pretty certain you deserved what you got. Just hang out there for a while. Eventually somebody will probably stop to help. Or maybe not.

26 Comments
  • spaulding May 20, 2011

    Let me guess, a hooker stole his car. His wallet, infant, and case of beer are in there, but most importantly, his Nascar series big gulp cup. He must stop that car.

    +3
  • keymaster May 20, 2011

    anyone up for a game of frogger

    +7
  • stinkpalm May 20, 2011

    anyone else hoping that big ass truck would run over his stupid fuckin head?

    +8
  • marcodufour May 20, 2011

    And no one had the good manners to stop him living and run the cunt over

    +4
  • godbluff May 20, 2011

    Those moving speed bumps are a pain in the ass.

    +0
  • etdaddy May 20, 2011

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha human pinball

    +1
  • massiveballs May 20, 2011

    like the way everyone tries to help...must be another banana republic

    +1
  • flattie May 20, 2011

    He got......JACKED UP!!!

    +1
  • buzzhawg May 20, 2011

    His father died from giving an exhaust pipe a blow job. Fitting.

    +2
  • lenny9651 May 20, 2011

    meth DOES NOT give you super powers

    +2
  • larbob May 20, 2011

    what part of look both ways don't you get?

    +1
  • fiercepierce May 20, 2011

    Courtesy of the Mexican tourism board. come to Ole Mexico and be entertained, OLE!

    +1
  • smak May 20, 2011

    knocked his shoes off and he is still alive 500 points!

    +2
  • viol8or May 20, 2011

    1 of the few instances where is ok to just drive past without stopping.

    +2
  • oicu8abullet May 20, 2011

    This gives me an idea on how to guard the US/Mexican border. Take down the fence and build a "no speed limit" super highway. Offer one free beer for every border jumper you "stop".

    +1
  • rockinron May 20, 2011

    wow that sucks all those cars driving bye and no one had the decensey to stop and put him outta his misery with a tire iron, poor thing.

    -1
  • gasguy May 20, 2011

    a Coon did that to my daughter the first week she started driving ."GOOD GIRL"

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 20, 2011

    I've done a lot of things to get out of going to the in-laws, but this is ridiculous.

    +1
  • petekelly May 20, 2011

    Why does the narrator say "I lick my dick." Seems sort of inappropriate.

    +1
  • downunder69 May 20, 2011

    he only just got news of ashton kucher taking pilot of two and a half men

    +1
  • d90girl May 21, 2011

    WoW..glad to z everyone is so concerned 4 each other these days !!

    -1
  • ghosthunter May 21, 2011

    who gets the points the car or the idiot..

    -1
  • boredshitless May 21, 2011

    people need to stop fucking dogs!

    +1
  • ruffleforskin May 21, 2011

    Slow down bob! Look theres a retard on the road.. Hurry take a picture!

    +1
  • bonecrusher May 21, 2011

    hahahahahahahahahah

    +0
  • crazyportugese May 21, 2011

    I wonder if Portugal had not discovered Brazil, what would of these little monkeys!!!!

    -1
 
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