Week In Crazyshit: The Rapture

If you didn't already know, tomorrow is the Rapture, and all the God fearing people of the world will magically disappear from planet earth and go to heaven. The rest of us our fucked, so we might as well party it up tonight, get real fucked up, and fuck every whore we can. Sounds like the Rapture kicks ass. Except for the lame ass Christians.

27 Comments
  • rockinron May 20, 2011

    damn didnt make top 10 this week!! i guess i gotta stop taking my stupid pills so i can come up with some funny comments again.

    -7
  • iluvkitty May 20, 2011

    Here is my bank occount number, 125868457, deposit ALL of your money, you won't need it after tomorrow.

    +0
  • oicu8abullet May 20, 2011

    That seems completely unlikely. You're pulling my leg. Mobile Crazy Shit up and running?

    +3
  • iluvkitty May 20, 2011

    I was hoping to turn Adam into a heterosexual before the end, but oh well, he is gonna die as Gaydam.

    +3
  • oicu8abullet May 20, 2011

    If anyone could make a gay man go straight it would be iluvkitty.

    +2
  • askyoursister May 20, 2011

    were you about to cry, you fucking homo???

    i'm joking.....wanna cuddle?

    +1
  • dazzza May 20, 2011

    Damn'kk, you made it twice...I give up.

    +0
  • dazzza May 20, 2011

    O'h and goodbye cruel world.... happy rapture day, see ya all next week.

    +0
  • joehard May 20, 2011

    On my way to the liqour store now

    +0
  • ouch May 20, 2011

    FUCK YOU ALL

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi May 20, 2011

    I went to Walmart, I got my panties, I got my Summer's Eve, I got my Massingil, I got my SD card to record it all if the Rapture or Zombies don't come....

    +2
  • lenny9651 May 20, 2011

    three times in the top 10 for me ron, and you should know better than to take stupid pills when your already a retard, now you can only drool and shit yourself, but thanks for admiting your stupidity

    +4
  • killkenny May 20, 2011

    Wow! A double shot! Thanks guys! ^^And wendi, are you gonna cum in those panties or shit in them?

    +3
  • boredshitless May 21, 2011

    i support single moms too!

    +0
  • d90girl May 21, 2011

    We all going to Hell and......I'm DRIVING !!

    +1
  • mikem1919 May 21, 2011

    I'll take your advice and have sex with random people but if i get AIDS and the world does not come to an end, i'm kicking your ass!!

    -1
  • karlpilkington May 21, 2011

    sounds fun

    +0
  • massiveballs May 21, 2011

    good job coonboy and top 10!..

    +0
  • thederp May 21, 2011

    technically, they said @ 6:00 PM tonight the rapture will occur. all well, i had a good run.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 21, 2011

    @kenny--I thought I might try to do a whooty dance in them...

    +4
  • keymaster May 21, 2011

    some top comments this week. I am sure we will all be left behind so see ya next week

    +0
  • immanuelkunt May 21, 2011

    Thirty three years of making the world a suckass place. What did we do to deserve this shit. If there's any redeeming value to the rapture, it's putting this fat bastard in the fucking garbabe.

    -4
  • immanuelkunt May 21, 2011

    "We all going to Helland......I’m

    DRIVING !! " Bitch, the only thing any CS aficionado cares about is whether you're sucking dick. Get this and get it right: Women are seed pods and dick suckers. Other than that, bitch, what else you got? it fuckiing sure ain't clever comments as you've established time and time again.

    -5
  • immanuelkunt May 21, 2011

    Fatfuck, I meant to type garbage. You look like you ought to be staring up out of a shitcan full of fish guts. Fuck you.

    -4
  • ohwickedwendi May 21, 2011

    Tell us how you REALLY feel, immanuelkunt. Yes...I did a very good job at birthing 4 children, and I can make a mean sammich, too. But in addition to that, I can also spell, read, and make sarcastic remarks to blowhard e-thugs such as yourself. Have a good day :)

    +6
  • mikem1919 May 23, 2011

    It is now Sunday and i'm gonna kick your ass!!

    +0
  • wackinisgood May 25, 2011

    ^^u already had aids

    +0
 
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