Clean Up Your Cum With Ease

Cleaning up all your cum has never been so easy, so throw away all those crusty socks. With The Jizzle, just wipe it away and ring it out. Now you can spray your load anywhere around the house without any worries. You'll love your Jizzle so much, it'll give you a new reason to cum.

18 Comments
  • rockinron May 24, 2011

    and with each order we'll throw in one of our famous slap cock's for free!!

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 24, 2011

    i'm starting a fund to buy a case of these for ron, his computer is covered in the stuff

    +7
  • massiveballs May 24, 2011

    Fuck socks, my girlfriend just thinks she has dandruff

    +6
  • spaded May 24, 2011

    will it also clean up the clap? my boxers are getting pretty full.

    +0
  • clrz1000 May 24, 2011

    I know dam good and well no guy's fucking them broads... cum's the last thing they have to worry about.

    +0
  • etdaddy May 24, 2011

    got mine today and WOW, it sops up cum like a starving hooker, get one they're GREAT

    +3
  • angelballs May 24, 2011

    this is some crazy shit

    +0
  • iowaredneck May 24, 2011

    But does it work on blood or shit?

    +0
  • mikem1919 May 24, 2011

    Does it work internally for creampies?

    +0
  • dazzza May 24, 2011

    Just don't miss her mouth in the first place.

    +5
  • crum8l3 May 24, 2011

    Pfft!! I married my cum rag...And mine can make a hell of a sammich..

    +7
  • godbluff May 24, 2011

    These kinds of videos/skits were hilarious in the 80's. Now, they're sad and sucky. You may as well be doing "jizz....jizzarama...aljizzera... jizz..." jokes from SNL

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi May 24, 2011

    They could make a similar one for Asians, and call it the "Shizzle" rag.

    +3
  • rjmacario May 25, 2011

    My cum isn't that sticky.

    +0
  • petekelly May 25, 2011

    After I jerked off, I washed my car with the same Jizzle. Fantastic! Nothing better! (Cleans off ball sweat too)!

    +2
  • hoplite May 25, 2011

    WKUK FTW

    +0
  • feircepierce May 26, 2011

    I have to get me some of these,I can swollow my own cum but i have a hard time keeping down my gay lovers without throwing it up.

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth May 26, 2011

    Strangely close to home...

    +0
 
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