She Should Sleep With A Helmet

This kid has a bright future as a hypnotist, and probably a date rapist as well. With a skill like that, just imagine all the money he'll be saving on alcohol. I'd suggest he try to avoid head injuries in the future though. Or at least do it with a phone book.

14 Comments
  • toosick May 26, 2011

    and roofies should be kicking innnnnn...... nnnnow

    -2
  • willylickaball May 26, 2011

    I have got to learn that trick.

    +12
  • two-hats May 26, 2011

    And when I click my fingers and say 123 you will wakeup without pain......Hopefully.

    -1
  • madgr33nz420 May 26, 2011

    thats why a true jedi always makes sure they have a safe place to land, like my bed

    -2
  • rockinron May 26, 2011

    at the count of 3 you will wake up, you will think nothing of the mess in your pants or your asshole hurting.1...2....

    +5
  • iluvkitty May 26, 2011

    he should learn to say, " go to sleep while standing"

    -2
  • lenny9651 May 26, 2011

    she was faking fainting up to the point of hitting the wall then she wasn't faking anymore, she was out

    +0
  • boppalilbit May 26, 2011

    he says if his dick is more than 4 inches you will fall asleep.....

    -5
  • ohwickedwendi May 26, 2011

    "And when I snap my fingers, you will have an overwhelming urge to lick my balls and suck my dick".

    +7
  • hoplite May 26, 2011

    I have seen the birth of a serial rapist.

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier May 26, 2011

    "why the fuck didnt i think of that?" - Kobe Bryant

    +3
  • carinya May 26, 2011

    Clever prick. Even those bullshit faith healers have a goon standing there to catch the bastards and then take their wallets

    +0
  • downunder69 May 26, 2011

    WICKEDWENDI .. I LOVE THE WAY U THINK... what else should she do?

    +2
  • darkwestern January 11, 2013

    You know what though, this is how I "fall asleep" most nights.

    +1
 
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