Not The Real Thing, But Who Really Cares?

Boobs are awesome and we all love to squeeze them. I could just sit down and feel on some tits all day long and not want to leave the house or anything. And if there isn't some annoying, nagging woman attached to the boobs, I think I might be OK with that. I'd like a box of these shipped to the CrazyShit office immediately please.

21 Comments
  • massiveballs June 1, 2011

    Apple pie is cheaper + you can give a slice to your mother in law when you’re finished

    +2
  • larbob June 1, 2011

    i could tit fuck all day!

    +1
  • cunalingus June 1, 2011

    Im gonna replace every pillow in my house with these!!!

    +1
  • harleybitch June 1, 2011

    squeeze to the music

    +0
  • harleybitch June 1, 2011

    glad to use my tits for the mold

    -1
  • crazyportugese June 1, 2011

    do u have the XXL size?

    +1
  • lenny9651 June 1, 2011

    brought to you by the makers of nerf

    +1
  • lordan June 1, 2011

    Three tits is it wonder woman

    +1
  • judasz June 1, 2011

    New from Apple, The iWrist Support and iMouse set. Only $300 on sale.

    +0
  • goodbye June 1, 2011

    It's the same stuff their brains are made of.

    -4
  • pizzapie June 1, 2011

    Damn, who needs women anymore?

    +0
  • clrz1000 June 1, 2011

    I like the "70's shaft" type music.

    It really adds to the effect.

    +1
  • rockinron June 1, 2011

    ok im confused? how does it make a sammich?

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi June 1, 2011

    Okay...who broke into my ex brother in law's house?

    +0
  • yeayeayea June 1, 2011

    Sweet motorboatin time.

    +0
  • killkenny June 1, 2011

    Send me that stuff Overnight Expess. And add a case of lube.

    +0
  • thederp June 1, 2011

    the future can't get here fast enough for me. there will soon come a day when an actual bitch will be obsolete. bring on the cyborg sex slaves.

    -1
  • dethzombie June 1, 2011

    Close, but no lumps.

    +0
  • rockinron June 2, 2011

    what no C.S. must not be dsperate for user boobs anymore aye adam.

    -1
  • dopesmoker June 2, 2011

    Ok Adam. We know you want a shipment of those to put on your back. That way Jay can bend you over the desk and kinda feel like he's fucking a chick.

    +2
  • qz-sue June 2, 2011

    It's a good thing the video had music, or else all you'd hear is giggling.

    +0
 
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