Wake Up Mate, You Don't Live Here

I've woken up in some interesting places before, but I never broke into anyone's house and passed out on their floor. A buddy of mine slept in a stranger's parked car down the street from the bar one night, and another guy I knew found a crackhead sleeping naked on his couch once. I guess when you're fucked up, any place is a good place to crash.

19 Comments
  • shinebox June 6, 2011

    If he had of woken up at 12 seconds, he would have seen a black bitch on all fours sniffing his ass.

    +7
  • zahnfee June 6, 2011

    use the taser for a nice wake up call ;)

    +7
  • hoplite June 6, 2011

    Had this been the USA, he'd of been tased, maced, and taken to jail. lucky him.

    +9
  • rockinron June 6, 2011

    ida snatched his wallet and threw him in the nieghbors yard.

    +2
  • marcodufour June 6, 2011

    Makes me proud to be British, sigh............

    -1
  • siko666 June 6, 2011

    LOL....I did this once 20 years ago but no one was there when I woke up sitting in the living room. I just grabbed a twinkie out of the refridgerator and was on my way.

    +8
  • lenny9651 June 6, 2011

    the hangover3 isn't as good as the first two

    +0
  • willylickaball June 6, 2011

    From that day on Gurtman was never allowed to drink alone.

    +1
  • boredshitless June 6, 2011

    this guy must have been to one of jatons partys.

    +2
  • keymaster June 6, 2011

    iS THAT DAVE HURPDURPBEDURPEDUERDEDURPPERP?? think I fucked his sister when I asked her what her name was when she was sucking me of she said Susan

    Hurpdurpebedurpeduerdedurpperp then swallowed hard...Small world eh?

    +2
  • d90girl June 6, 2011

    Looks like he had a more fun weekend than me, lol

    +3
  • kishoph June 6, 2011

    Shoot first, ask questions later.

    +0
  • jdgoma June 6, 2011

    I think it's time to sort your fucking life out asshole!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 6, 2011

    I only did that once, and I didn't pass out--I DID, however, have one helluva time explaining to the couple why I was in their bed--ahhhhh, good times.

    +2
  • invisus June 6, 2011

    Hangovers, God's way of saying you kicked ass last night!

    +2
  • fiercepierce June 7, 2011

    Stupid drunks, you got to love the humor of it all.

    +0
  • shiftybob June 7, 2011

    The fucking idiot making the derp noises needs to be shot.

    +2
  • evilmimai6666 June 7, 2011

    i see 2 cops that are men but ones got a womans voice....those fucking brits are some weird sum bitches

    +1
  • rodeye2 June 7, 2011

    "I was just playing GTA and passed out".

    +0
 
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