Dolphin Wants A Piece Of Pussy

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Adam H.
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When a dolphin wants some pussy, he's going to do what he has to do to get that shit. Her vag must be smelling proper, because he is quite relentless about getting a piece. Sure, she may play hard to get, but you know she wants it.

32 Comments
  • dazzza June 7, 2011

    With a nose like that, you would think she'd love it.

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  • hoplite June 7, 2011

    smells like dinner to him

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  • shinebox June 7, 2011

    She tried that a month later and got eaten by a great white

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  • crum8l3 June 7, 2011

    Flipper wants some flap's.

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  • dert666 June 7, 2011

    The dolphin is confused and thinking, those strips of bacon smell like fish!!!!

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  • boredshitless June 7, 2011

    dolphins love tuna! who knew? chicken of the sea!

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  • killtacular June 7, 2011

    And so, Flipper retired, and got all the fresh tuna he could ever want or need.

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  • flattie June 7, 2011

    When the sea critters think your cooch smells nice, it's time to douche that shit.

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  • burp June 7, 2011

    That's the lesbian dildo nosed dolphin from Florida.

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  • 2indastink June 7, 2011

    I cunting love beasteality.

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  • larbob June 7, 2011

    why fight it. i bet that bottle-nose would feel real nice.

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  • oicu8abullet June 7, 2011

    Just be glad that it wasn't a humpback.

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  • slippy June 7, 2011

    Well i'll be dammed, I had no idea dolphins liked tacos

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  • fingers June 7, 2011

    You know your cunt stinks when.

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  • ohwickedwendi June 7, 2011

    It doesn't look like she's fighting very hard.

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  • edrich June 7, 2011

    Now i know the old saying is true. If girls are made from suger and spice why do there taste of tuna fish

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  • heywodjablowmi June 7, 2011

    that's just fishy

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  • rockinron June 7, 2011

    some one beens skimping on the douche lately.

    +1
  • honkie365 June 7, 2011

    Someone has the rag on..

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  • lenny9651 June 7, 2011

    first time i ever saw a dolphin hunting beaver

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  • rodeye2 June 8, 2011

    Why is it ya never hear "dam that fish smells just like pussy" ?

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  • rodeye2 June 8, 2011

    Oh great,now there's going to be little mermaids swimming all over the place.

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  • dopesmoker June 8, 2011

    Not the first time I've fapped to an inter-species attempted rape.

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  • fiercepierce June 8, 2011

    ^^ohwickedwendi^^ I think she was enjoying the attention.

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  • justforthelolz June 8, 2011

    The dolphin actually has a stiffy.

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  • ljay June 8, 2011

    mackerel is a normal meal for him

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  • downunder69 June 8, 2011

    most action shes had all year

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  • kishoph June 8, 2011

    He thought she was hiding a fish in her trunks.

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  • buzzhawg June 8, 2011

    This is why you never bleed in the ocean.

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  • krazyductman June 9, 2011

    bet she was horny as hell and went home and fucked the shit out of hubby thinking about the dolphin the whole time

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  • carinya June 9, 2011

    like crocodiles, dolphins like the old, stinking fish better. If I tried that hard I'd get slapped.

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  • hardnutjr February 1, 2013

    stud horse and other animinals can smell female hormones. We made women on periods stay away when we were breeding horses. We had some workers hurt. One girl was hurt pretty bad when a stud attacked her.

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