Hey Doc, Please Cut My Belly Off

Fucking shit, I guarantee it's been a real long time since this guy has seen his dick. That could be the main reason he wants the surgery. His penis use to be his best friend, but now it's a long lost stranger. In fact, it's been missing for years without any contact with the outside world. But now that he's lost almost 90 lbs of stomach, his penis can start living it's life again.

24 Comments
  • shinebox June 9, 2011

    i thought someone had cut his legs off

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  • crum8l3 June 9, 2011

    oh god how do you fuck, piss, shit, or wash. I bet if he sat on the couch his belly would rub the carpet. Sad!

    +0
  • omally June 9, 2011

    massive balls

    +0
  • 2indastink June 9, 2011

    K.F.C + Mcdonalds + pizza hut + Burger King + Denny's + Wendy's + Jack in a box + in and out burger = anorexic Americans, simple math.

    +1
  • lordan June 9, 2011

    IF he dies it will be England's worst belly flop

    +6
  • ken_70450 June 9, 2011

    I bet he got kicked out of the fattys wheelchair league.

    +0
  • spaulding June 9, 2011

    ^ How the hell did a British boy know about IN N OUT?

    +2
  • dazzza June 9, 2011

    Are you sure this fat fucker ain't American

    +0
  • 2indastink June 9, 2011

    Cos I just got back from Vegas spaulding, on a rape vacation : )

    +4
  • lenny9651 June 9, 2011

    wear your bra girls or yours will be bouncing off your knees too

    +0
  • thunderbutt June 9, 2011

    guess the lipo/shopvac was full.

    +1
  • boredshitless June 9, 2011

    he just lost 62 lbs instantly on the new doctor im fucked diet!

    +3
  • qz-sue June 9, 2011

    Now it's time for the BBQ!

    +1
  • oicu8abullet June 9, 2011

    Congratulations. You just went from "fat as fuck" to just "fat as hell".

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi June 9, 2011

    Steroids and anti-depressants can cause HUGE weight gains--excuse the pun.

    +0
  • fingers June 9, 2011

    they grind that belly up and make him some hamburgers

    +0
  • prick June 9, 2011

    On the plus side, I bet he always has warm legs during those cold British winters!

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  • ohwickedwendi June 9, 2011

    I've heard of dragging ass, but.......

    +2
  • rockinron June 9, 2011

    bet he was happy to see his dick again.

    -2
  • rockinron June 9, 2011

    now thats a serious case of dicky do desease!! thats where your belly hangs down farther then your dicky do!

    -2
  • d90girl June 9, 2011

    I been on roids for a medical condition ( short term )They made me RAVENOUS to the point were I could have eaten my arm or the wallpaper of the wall.

    +0
  • buttdarts June 10, 2011

    He actually lost 86.8 pounds.... or 6.2 stone as the nurse said.

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  • thederp June 10, 2011

    Paper Street Soap Company.

    +1
  • mccracken June 12, 2011

    Belly on the ground, belly on the ground, lookin like a fool with your belly on the ground, with your moomoo sideways...

    +0
 
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