This Crazy Bitch Really Loves Cats

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'm sure this is as fake as this chick's tits, but you know there are really freaks like this out there. Anyway, I want to dress up in a cat costume, snort a couple lines of cat nip with her, and fuck her pussy kitty style. I'll let her swat my balls like a curious little kitten, while I shit in her litter box. Then I'll dip my cock in her Fancy Feast and fuck her mouth til she coughs up a hairball. I'll definitely give that bitch something to meow about.

46 Comments
  • lenny9651 June 10, 2011

    definantly shouldn't have used the first take, here's some kleenex, TAKE 2!

    -1
  • dazzza June 10, 2011

    I Bet she's the cat's meow in bed next week though!

    -1
  • dazzza June 10, 2011

    She loves pussy... go girls!

    +0
  • shinebox June 10, 2011

    I have a one eyed sphynx cat that you can cuddle and keep warm

    +1
  • spaulding June 10, 2011

    Good luck finding the purrrfect guy.

    +9
  • lenny9651 June 10, 2011

    you know that lonely,crazy old catlady that lives in the rundown house with 40 cats at the end of the block? that's you in 30 years

    +5
  • swazzi June 10, 2011

    She would be a clear case of hump and dump.

    +7
  • lenny9651 June 10, 2011

    i like petting pussy too

    +1
  • thedoctor June 10, 2011

    It's a FAKE! You can hear someone snicker at 2:20 on the youtube version of the video.

    +0
  • stinkdyr June 10, 2011

    made in usa,,,,,,,,

    +0
  • Jay D. June 10, 2011

    Just as awesome, check out the "related video" Pinky the Cat, on the right. So fucking funny!

    +3
  • jjoe0990 June 10, 2011

    Wow this chics bat shit crazy!!!!

    +1
  • tat2d_soldier June 10, 2011

    i like pussy, i love pussy, i really love pussy. im a pussy lover, i love all kinds of pussy. im sorry im so emotional. i just love them so much.. theyre just so cute with their labia and clit. theyre so fun to play with and stick my dick in...

    +5
  • iluvkitty June 10, 2011

    I LUV KITTY TOOOOOOOOO. This is what I have been trying to say all my life. I love kitty. All kinds of kitty, some ppl call it pussy. I have a pet name for it.....kitty. **sniff, sniff**. I get soooo emotional talking about kitty. white kitty, black kitty, shaved kitty, hairy kitty..... Cheech marin said it best in "Dusk to Dawn".. ****sniff, sniff**** I just luv kitty.

    +4
  • flattie June 10, 2011

    This bitch has more baggage than an airport.

    +1
  • pistolwhip June 10, 2011

    i just kicked my fucking cat...:)

    +1
  • larbob June 10, 2011

    pussy brings tears to my eyes too.

    +1
  • rockinron June 10, 2011

    i love cats too lady...they taste just like chicken!!

    -1
  • donkey_punch June 10, 2011

    I lake cats too... The do taste just like chicken.

    +0
  • jctbay June 10, 2011

    she has an MBA? holy shit! University degrees really are worthless.

    +1
  • evilmimai6666 June 10, 2011

    SHUT UP ABOUT CATS YOU STUPID CUNT AND GET NAKED LIKE ALL WOMEN DO,I BET SHES A FAT FUCK

    -3
  • hoplite June 10, 2011

    You have to know when the hold em' and when the fold em'. Dad taught me long ago to stay away from the crazy bitches. Yes they are fun in bed, but there also the kind to chop your dick off and put it in a food ninja.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 10, 2011

    I hear there's medication for that.

    +0
  • drtyrell June 10, 2011

    She better be glad Ronald Reagan got rid of all the funny farms. She's a padded room test dummy.

    +0
  • stealmywheels June 10, 2011

    HAHAHAHA Women are fucking stupid.

    +0
  • boknowsyourmom June 10, 2011

    (insert cat pun)

    +1
  • boredshitless June 10, 2011

    well now we know why she is someone's ex, and trying to find a new man... now if she would have said she makes damn good sammichs... i would be searching e-harmony!

    +0
  • azzholee June 10, 2011

    SHE IS GORGEOUS !

    +0
  • yomammasass June 10, 2011

    I'd hit it...with a dead cat.

    +1
  • fiercepierce June 11, 2011

    She will be a future star on the shows Animal Plant's Confession of an animal hoarder, and Hoarders, because she is a crazy bitch.

    +0
  • effinurmom June 11, 2011

    She wonders why she is single?

    +0
  • skydiver29 June 11, 2011

    Can anyone give me a quote for a cat tattoo on my dick?

    +0
  • slutsimple June 11, 2011

    Stay off the computer and get back in the kitchen you fat cunt and make me a sandwich!

    +0
  • hoplite June 11, 2011

    @ Skydiver. "I'm an idiot and got a cat tattoo on my dick." How's that?

    +0
  • ruffleforskin June 11, 2011

    You all do realize this is fake right? the dude laughing towards the end.. I remember a time when crazyshit was actually crazy shit.. did your guys's dicks fall off or something?

    +0
  • thederp June 11, 2011

    she went from hot to shit in less than 10 seconds. i'd like to fuck her then bash her fucking head in... that's right, just bash he fucking skull in with a bat... after i came of course!

    +0
  • slippy June 11, 2011

    FUCKING PSYCHO!!! I would still pound that pussy though

    +0
  • d90girl June 11, 2011

    I dunno whats more annoying, the fake video or her voice !!

    +3
  • marcodufour June 11, 2011

    And i errm am ( ` mentally unstable` ) i think she should be saying

    +0
  • marcodufour June 11, 2011

    She likes cats in a basket, i prefer chicken in a basket myself

    +0
  • dave7777777 June 11, 2011

    she loves cats but ill bet she loves cocks even more.

    +0
  • dac125 June 11, 2011

    think she would get mad if i started singing the meow mix jingle while she's sucking my dick? i need pussy..i'm a sinner...i want to stick my fat dick in her..

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 13, 2011

    Never make a dating video while pms'ing.

    +0
  • targetman June 13, 2011

    She needs sense fucking into her. Now!! DOGGY FASHION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • happycamper30 June 13, 2011

    here kitty ,kitty,....psst,pssst,pssst

    +0
  • beetzter September 29, 2011

    i would hit her ^o^

    +0
 
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