It's late, your groggy. You just want something to eat. Maybe you had a few two many beers and you are wearing a sissy ass looking nightgown. You slip and fall, next thing you know, you have a bottle in your ass. I hate those kind of nights.
Must be a Juggalo
this is how the nom nom guy became a freak.
i'm telling you doc, it was a one in a million shot
Feeling bottled up? Try new Fuckitol. You won't give a SHIT.
a menthos in that pop bottle would have been cool
I can't say I've ever had a boyfriend who wore a gay-ass robe, no.
it was pink so it was her robe
Soda may the force be with you
dehydrated? why wait? take a bottle up the ass
i think they call this "reaching a new milestone in a relationship."
that's what he gets for not having the bitch get up and make him a sammich.
fuck you all that was funny....lol
another reason I only drink Beer !!
Wendi, you used a double negative. Meaning you had a boyfriend that wore a gay-ass robe, correct?
Your mom left a message and wants her nightgown back fag.
No double negative--I said can't and ever. It would have been a double negative if I would have said can't and never. Thank you--I'll be here all week.
Hope there's no mints in that drink. WHOOOOSH.
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