You Killed Her, You Clean Her Up

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Adam H.
24,505 Views 5 years ago

This isn't such a bad policy they have in action. If you run somebody over, then you clean up your mess and get their limp body off the road. It serves as a bit of a deterrent for careless drivers. Dragging a dead body and tossing it in the back of your ride is more work than you might imagine. Plus you could get your clothes dirty with bodily fluids.

18 Comments
  • zahnfee June 13, 2011

    They dont clean up... they collect the eatable parts. Hooray on all 3rd world countrys !

    +3
  • chargers June 13, 2011

    DAM!

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  • wackinisgood June 13, 2011

    i think your right zahnfee

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  • joseffritz June 13, 2011

    isnt that how they get their wives?

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  • d90girl June 13, 2011

    I hope that back of the truck is rhino lined,

    +1
  • marcodufour June 13, 2011

    He is after the special of today ` rigor mortis pussy`

    +1
  • dethzombie June 13, 2011

    I'm sure he can get a deposit.

    +1
  • 2indastink June 13, 2011

    Yeah man, I'd be taking that corpse home and fucking its brains out, then sell it back to her family.

    +1
  • shinebox June 13, 2011

    thats a lot of dick for a little bit of pussy

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  • two-hats June 13, 2011

    You can find all kinds of dead shit on the road.

    +1
  • hoplite June 13, 2011

    She's still warm

    +1
  • larbob June 13, 2011

    so, if i push my wife in front...

    +1
  • boredshitless June 13, 2011

    im sure 2inda will take care of her for a nominal fee!

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi June 13, 2011

    Me and my friend had to do that the other night with a drunk ass who passed out in the middle of a well traveled alley at 2am. I thought he was a speed bump at first. Almost wound up being one.

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  • nh3kid June 13, 2011

    Dude couldn't led a fucking hand? WTF. Even rednecks help each other with road kill!

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  • killkenny June 13, 2011

    Reminds me of my first wife.

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  • thederp June 14, 2011

    only if it was a deer. then i'd be glad to deign to do such a service. after all, deer are innocently adorable and cook up real nice on the grill.

    +1
  • anrconvert June 14, 2011

    Oh mum, not roadkill for dinner again!

    +0
 
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