An elephant is one animal you do not want to piss off. He'll have no problem fucking you or your vehicle up with ease. It's time to get the hell out of there before you get an ivory tusk up your ass.
pfff... what a sissy.. dropp a mouse outside and the elephant would run like a scared kid. Everybody knows that.
honking at the elephant was the best idea EVA!
Move you ass!
Looks like a video of my ex wife pissing and moaning when I didn't buy her a Lexus
A...Elephant with babies ...big no, no !!
B... Matriarch gave several " mock charges " which are warnings to whomever to back the fuck off !
C...Know what your fucking doing before you call yourself a " GUIDE " assholes !!!
This was a small female charging, would this have been a grown bull...your ass would have been stomped into the ground...vehicle included !
save it for the Discovery channel ^^^
i dont think female elephants have tusks do they?
what's the black stuff between elephant's toes? Slow
^^nice one ;)
Asian elephant would have attacked from behind
after they shit themselves, they were attacked by Asian Elephants
tune in next week when we give a prostate exam to a great white shark
I know a few women that could give that elephant a run for its money.
What are you gonna tell your insurer now huh?
maybe they shouldn't salt the peanuts
African Elephants hates Germans..
Sounds like Ah-nold was in the jeep with them...
Did you guys see the sign ? DON'T FUCK WITH THE WILDLIFE!
I was hoping it was crackerkiller.
this is why they serve sausage in germany and not elephant steaks!!
Anything that doesn't have to do with this video is irrelaphant.
Stop. Stay. Sit. Heel. Roll over. Bad elephant.
I saw a 400 lb. chick do the exact same thing at the Chinese Buffet the other night! I side-stepped just in time!
"a couple of inches and that would have been in your's truly"- that's what she said. xD
What colour is blood? Then I'm not bleeding to death then.
I suppose insurance in African countries cover vandalism by four legged creatures over 200 pounds?
No peanuts no pictures bitch!
^^@ anrconvert, we have insurance against animals over 100KG in Australia, but we call them HOUSEWIVES for short.
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