Drunken Public Mannequin Sex

Can you really blame this drunk? That mannequin is standing outside the store looking so damn sexy, what was he suppose to do? Just pass by that beauty? I don't think so. He would go the rest of his life hating himself if he didn't stop to make sweet love to that irresistible piece of plastic. Besides, you saw the way she was dressed. That slut was asking for it.

25 Comments
  • zahnfee June 13, 2011

    Russia is a nice country.

    -1
  • massiveballs June 13, 2011

    I’ve just now realised that I have married a mannequin

    +13
  • lenny9651 June 13, 2011

    the first documented case of genital termites

    +5
  • d90girl June 13, 2011

    He really "fucked he up"

    +2
  • 2indastink June 13, 2011

    Absolutely fuck all wrong with what he's doing, +10 from me.

    -2
  • bigtalk June 13, 2011

    only a white guy

    -12
  • shinebox June 13, 2011

    she's got a biger sttify

    +2
  • marcodufour June 13, 2011

    bigtalk if she had been alive and white you would have been raping her

    +8
  • two-hats June 13, 2011

    That made me and her a stiff.

    +1
  • keymaster June 13, 2011

    never fucked anyone so hard thier arms fell off ..what a guy

    +3
  • ken_70450 June 13, 2011

    Wow that guy was actually gonna fuck it until it comes to life huh?

    +0
  • boredshitless June 13, 2011

    i wonder what bet he lost

    +1
  • moldedguppy June 13, 2011

    since she is taken and I am feeling lonely, see if she has a sister

    +4
  • larbob June 13, 2011

    the guy has good taste. it wasn't a black mannequin.

    +5
  • tapeworm June 13, 2011

    ^^ a black mannequin? They call those 3d targets. lol

    +5
  • island_mon June 13, 2011

    Now that's original..

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 13, 2011

    Dude...that was just a movie.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 13, 2011

    Hey pal--you break it, you bought it.

    +1
  • nh3kid June 13, 2011

    Yo dude your bitches arm just fell off. That would would be the first sign to stop what your doing

    +0
  • honkie365 June 13, 2011

    OK, who let the jackass out of the barn again??

    +0
  • rockinron June 13, 2011

    morning wood can be confuseing until ya wake up and realise its just piss.... then theres this guys ideas about it.

    -1
  • thederp June 14, 2011

    occasionally (and i mean occasionally), an old person will do something that makes you think "maybe getting old is not so bad."

    +0
  • anrconvert June 14, 2011

    Passers by didn't seem to be too concerned.

    +0
  • fiercepierce June 14, 2011

    He couldn't get him, no satisfaction. No, no, can't get him no satisfaction.

    +0
  • fiercepierce June 14, 2011

    Adam, lend the guy your realistic sex doll, oh wait he wants a female.

    +0
 
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