Twofer Tuesday: Dumb Girls

To be fair, women are good at a lot of things, but common sense just doesn't seem to be one of them. I know cameras and microphones are really complex devices that can be hard to figure out, so we can cut them a little slack. But when they start pulling that backwards shit with the iron or spatula, it's time to straighten them out.

20 Comments
  • fingers June 14, 2011

    awesome lmao

    +0
  • lenny9651 June 14, 2011

    blondes, keeping the stereotypes alive

    +8
  • 2indastink June 14, 2011

    A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

    "Where did you get that?"

    The pig replied,

    "I won her in a raffle!"

    +9
  • sebsome June 14, 2011

    Ill give that last bitch a slap check

    +1
  • spaulding June 14, 2011

    I forgive them. They had big tits.

    +1
  • hoplite June 14, 2011

    It's like the old saying goes: "If it has tits or tires, it's fucking retarded."

    +1
  • viol8or June 14, 2011

    Well at least you dont need brains when the lights are off.

    +1
  • larbob June 14, 2011

    my kind of women. they would believe anything you tell them.

    +2
  • rockinron June 14, 2011

    without girls like that, women wouldnt beg ya to fuck them in the ass

    -1
  • boredshitless June 14, 2011

    how do you kill a dumb blonde and get away with it? Easy! throw a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi June 14, 2011

    How does a blond turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

    +1
  • hoplite June 14, 2011

    What do you call a smart blond? A Golden Retriever.

    +7
  • bigtalk June 14, 2011

    they cant help it there white

    -7
  • rockinron June 14, 2011

    ^sure wish you'd go back to africa as a gesture to your great grandpapy, if ya like i can give ya amnesty papers since my great grandpa probably owned your grandpappys ass.

    +1
  • anrconvert June 15, 2011

    the best examples of dumb women look no further than porn featuring white chicks doing black guys.

    +0
  • fiercepierce June 15, 2011

    ^^anrconvert^^ Those dumb white whores only get nigger rich when they do those movies.

    +0
  • ghosthunter June 15, 2011

    This is why MEN rule the world!!!

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi June 15, 2011

    Why can't blonds make Kool-Aid? They can't figure out how to get all that water into that small package.

    +1
  • suckitbitches June 17, 2011

    Guy: Hey can I stick my finger in your belly button

    Girl: Sure

    Girl: Hey, that's not my belly button

    Guy: That's not my finger

    +0
  • tainoarawak July 3, 2011

    Bwahahaha... bitches. I mean seriously. And you let them vote? No wonder America is in turmoil.

    +0
 
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