Indiana's Next Top Porn Star

I don't know about you, but I've always wished I could watch a porno starring a 25 year old, retarded looking redneck virgin with a shitty mullet and no front teeth. Thinking about him banging some coked up porn sluts is really getting me horny. I'm sure the porn producers are having a bidding war to get this guy's first sexual experience on film.

25 Comments
  • hammerdown June 20, 2011

    Most 25 yr old virgins pay for their first piece not this cat he wants to get paid for his first. cant blame a guy for tryin.

    +10
  • thunderbutt June 20, 2011

    zahnfee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • joseffritz June 20, 2011

    id pay him not to do porn

    +2
  • zahnfee June 20, 2011

    NO.. not my work. It´s the work of Crack ;)

    +0
  • 2indastink June 20, 2011

    I'd probably watch him get fucked by 12 black guys, that would be a great way for him to lose his virginity on camera.

    +12
  • yeayeayea June 20, 2011

    Fuckin loser.

    -1
  • willylickaball June 20, 2011

    He needs to take his ass back down to the basement before his parents find out he was upstairs using the computer

    +8
  • lenny9651 June 20, 2011

    dude, you need a career that doesn't involve cameras

    +8
  • danalan666 June 20, 2011

    the only thing you're might 'lose' on camera is your dignity - but that's assuming you had any to begin with

    +0
  • bigtalk June 20, 2011

    in a trailer park with no teef and a mullet WHITE TRASH virgin i guess you white boys dont count fucking sister/mom

    -7
  • boredshitless June 20, 2011

    and them yankees call us rednecks.

    +2
  • viol8or June 20, 2011

    Prolly got punch in the face for askin some hooker to pay him to pop his cherry.

    +1
  • toesrus June 20, 2011

    The perfect face for Radio.

    +2
  • rockinron June 20, 2011

    id pay to watch him blow 2indastink

    -2
  • pistolwhip June 20, 2011

    ill give him $50.00 to let me knock the rest of them teeth out.

    +2
  • mccracken June 20, 2011

    Little do you know that you start in gay porn as the induction phase...so you will lose one virginity!

    +0
  • trox June 20, 2011

    virginity dont count if you fuck your sister

    +0
  • duzzit June 20, 2011

    I've watched the whole video on another site...funny as hell!!!! Wants between 20-40 thousand to blow his wad!!! FUNNYYYY!!!!!

    +0
  • honkie365 June 20, 2011

    At least he cleaned himself up for the video.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 20, 2011

    Alright...which crazyshit member made this and sent it in?

    +2
  • immanuelkunt June 20, 2011

    At least it provides some relief from the boring-assed porn shit you turds have been shilling for years now.

    +0
  • thederp June 20, 2011

    L O FUCKING L, baby!!! xD

    +0
  • sporto June 21, 2011

    Farmcum(dot)com will be calling him for sure!!!

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 21, 2011

    Bring in the goat.

    +3
  • anrconvert June 22, 2011

    He should be calling the guys that produce bum fights or whatever it's called.

    +0
 
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