A Long Crawl Home

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Adam H.
11,872 Views 5 years ago

I've had many late night drunken walks home from the bar, but I never had a day time drunken crawl home. Then again, I'm also not Russian. From what I've seen, I can't imagine this is that uncommon of an occurrence. I bet next time he goes out, he wears knee pads and gloves.

16 Comments
  • zahnfee June 20, 2011

    He just search his contact lens... don´t fool this poor guy

    +6
  • hammerdown June 20, 2011

    ah lup da lup da lup da lup da dooo

    +0
  • willdeuz June 20, 2011

    You got it man! The man is doing the first test of this video. Thumbs up! it was a wonderful joke!

    youtube/watch?v=gHCxdlZ7G18

    +0
  • 2indastink June 20, 2011

    That's how I get home every fucking weekend man.

    +2
  • yeayeayea June 20, 2011

    COntacts are expensive.

    +2
  • lenny9651 June 20, 2011

    thank you sir for not driving

    -2
  • two-hats June 20, 2011

    He heard there's normally an North African Ground Ape shaking her ass around there....thought he might get lucky.

    -5
  • larbob June 20, 2011

    this is what happens when you retire. start drinking at the crack of dawn. crawling by noon.

    -1
  • boredshitless June 20, 2011

    smirnoff is for bitches!

    +0
  • viol8or June 20, 2011

    Trin to hang with college kids is never a good idea.

    +0
  • rockinron June 20, 2011

    he's not drunk yet he's just now making the first beer run of the day.

    -1
  • mccracken June 20, 2011

    I don't think "Mother" Russia applies anymore to this country...maybe "Retarded Cousin"...

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 20, 2011

    Why did the drunk ass cross the street? Why do drunk asses do anything?

    -1
  • d90girl June 20, 2011

    We have street bumps...well, Russia has.........this !

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  • thederp June 20, 2011

    maybe he's a paraplegic and some black russian stole his electric wheelchair??? ever think of that?

    -1
  • harleybitch June 21, 2011

    where did the dick i was sucking go?

    +0
 
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