Evil Chicago Cab Kills Man

I took a cab in Chicago once and the guy was speeding down the Magnificent Mile, driving like a madman. It could have had something to do with me being hammered and screaming at him, calling him the Egyptian Magician, while banging my head against the window. At least that's what my buddy thought. I just thought he was another evil cab driver.

16 Comments
  • greenflames76 June 28, 2011

    His ass should become property of the person he killed!

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  • d90girl June 28, 2011

    Do not hire ex Nascar drivers to drive your cabs!

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  • spaulding June 28, 2011

    Adam's comment made me laugh. The Egyptian machine! hahahaha

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  • lenny9651 June 28, 2011

    i did know a taxi could do 150 mph.

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  • crkrbob June 28, 2011

    If we are staying with the theme of the day, the guy walking was Mexican.

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  • oicu8abullet June 28, 2011

    That cab is hoping to be reincarnated as an evil bus.

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  • boredshitless June 28, 2011

    isn't that how everybody drives in Chicago?

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  • sicasso June 28, 2011

    Poor bastard never knew what hit him.

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  • rockinron June 28, 2011

    the neg nazi is back!! i just fixed all the dumb ass italian nazi bitchs negs for ya all!

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  • rockinron June 28, 2011

    bet the evil bus is gonna be pissed when he finds out that cab smoked someone on his turf!!

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  • ohwickedwendi June 28, 2011

    Fuck the suicide bomb--that sand monkey probably figured he could kill more people if he stayed alive.

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  • immanuelkunt June 28, 2011

    Never saw the pedestrian, but the cab was hauling ass. It'd been better if he'd nailed some fuck on a motorcycle. Extra points if it was some stupid bitch on a motorcycle. Or whatever excuse the filthy italians have for a motorcyle.

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  • sactownryder June 28, 2011

    follow that car! oh fuck it, stop at Petes coffee...

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  • honkie365 June 29, 2011

    That was bigtalk with the camera..

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  • fiercepierce June 29, 2011

    Sue the city for allowing the street to be so slippery.

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  • downunder69 June 29, 2011

    newsflash! most cabbies dont have licenses cause they are illegal fuktard immigrants that work for peanuts..... dirrrr

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