I Just Fucking Shot Myself

Way to go, Quick Draw McGraw, you fucking idiot. You're not quitting after one little shot to the leg, are you? He's got the fastest fingers in the west, but his hands just can't keep up. Now try it lefty.

47 Comments
  • sebsome July 5, 2011

    Even the target is laughing at you dumbass

    +21
  • cunalingus July 5, 2011

    I love stupid fucking redneck videos!!!

    -1
  • nbdj July 5, 2011

    plaxico feels your pain

    +4
  • bigtalk July 5, 2011

    there should be a law to never let whites shot any guns when the ammo is bigger than your brain and can out smart you yea there should be a law

    -22
  • oicu8abullet July 5, 2011

    Kept waiting for him to say "again".

    +5
  • spaulding July 5, 2011

    It's just a flesh wound you pussy.

    +3
  • yourtacosmells July 5, 2011

    LMMFAO priceless

    -3
  • aryan-rule July 5, 2011

    quickly followed by......i just fucking shit myself.......

    +11
  • tgarner July 5, 2011

    Next time hold it to your head and we will have one less idiot!

    -4
  • pistolwhip July 5, 2011

    @big talk fucking racist nigger

    +16
  • iluvkitty July 5, 2011

    with a face like that, he shoulda shot his chin

    -3
  • larbob July 5, 2011

    hey bigtalk. what the fuck was that gibberish you wrote?

    +15
  • thundermug July 5, 2011

    Trigger discipline, my friend. Trigger discipline.

    +1
  • azzholee July 5, 2011

    at least he is not crying like a sissy

    +2
  • shit4brains July 5, 2011

    Way da go JohnBob!.....Prolly shoots himself when he rubs one off

    +0
  • jokerhannes July 5, 2011

    Lol Bigtalk, no need to Wonder anymore why you slimebags of filth always end up as the victims of shootouts then, thx for clearing that out!

    +7
  • hoplite July 5, 2011

    i hope he was a cop.

    +2
  • m1009 July 5, 2011

    Go get some Paper towels, some duct tape and change your underwear cause we can see the shit rolling down your leg and give it another shot

    +0
  • heywodjablowmi July 5, 2011

    Hey bigtalk ya stupid nigger learn how to spell its shoot not shot typical though us white folk correcting your spelling cause we went to school

    +5
  • x__deadpool__x July 5, 2011

    can you say " dumb ass " you see kids guns are not to play with!!!!

    +0
  • happyjack July 5, 2011

    You might be a redneck if.....

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 5, 2011

    Please tell me that wasn't a badge that moron was wearing on his shirt.

    +0
  • boredshitless July 5, 2011

    to protect and relieve county funding for medical leave.

    +1
  • nh3kid July 5, 2011

    A - Never holster your weapon "Cocked & LockeD" with the hammer back DUMB ASS! B - Never handle a weapon that you don't know how to fucking use with out shooting you self in the fucking leg! You give us rednecks a bad name doing that dumb shit!

    +0
  • thederp July 5, 2011

    something tells me that this wasn't the first time that this has happened.

    +0
  • honkie365 July 5, 2011

    Niggers don't have this problem...first of all they carry the (stolen) gun in their waist band, and second, they shoot the gun by holding it sideways, AKA "Ghetto Style"

    +2
  • d90girl July 5, 2011

    What is he....BLIND...!!?? Anyone can hit a target standing this close.....or not !

    -1
  • mcgaugh57 July 5, 2011

    its cuz he is fat

    -1
  • lenny9651 July 5, 2011

    clint eastwood you ain't

    +2
  • bite-me71 July 6, 2011

    Oh yeah i just shit myself from laughing at your stupid ass.

    +1
  • rareranking July 6, 2011

    Way To Go Barney Fife

    +0
  • smarterthanu July 6, 2011

    What every honky pig should do except a little higher and between those inbred eyes

    -3
  • heywodjablowmi July 6, 2011

    @ ohwickedwendi yes it was a badge typical cop to eager to go for donuts lol

    +1
  • wackinisgood July 6, 2011

    id just like to say for all the crazy shitters out there, FUCK YOU BIGTALKINNIGGER

    +3
  • wackinisgood July 6, 2011

    u dont touch the trigger till your ready to shoot dumbass

    +1
  • whiteflour4evr July 6, 2011

    Now that is some funny shit. Some people just shouldn't be anywhere near anything that goes "boom"

    +0
  • ifendsmatter July 6, 2011

    I still got quite a trigger finger

    +0
  • downunder69 July 6, 2011

    brokeback shot all over his shoe

    +0
  • ouch July 6, 2011

    Well I just pissed myself laughing you stupid fag

    +3
  • rockinron July 6, 2011

    if he was a nigger he woulda turned around and said" i just shot myself and 2 innocent bystanders nigga"

    +0
  • drublix July 6, 2011

    Cardboard cutout guy won

    +2
  • kishoph July 6, 2011

    Go ahead, make my day.

    +0
  • chuud2002 July 7, 2011

    Just goes to show, a fucking cowboy hat DOESN'T make you a cowboy...... I wonder if he thought the cardboard gunmen shot him before he noticed that he shot himself.

    +0
  • happyjack July 7, 2011

    @ heywodjablowmi "cause we went to school" seriously those who live in glass houses.....what is "cause" we went to school? LMAO

    +0
  • sludgeomatic July 7, 2011

    Dumbass!

    +0
  • harleybitch July 8, 2011

    U failed the excercise....GOODBYE

    +0
  • cynuckm January 30, 2014

    thats good you fuckup.you fucking PIG next time you will die motherfucker.I like to see pig get shot and and get killed. Let's torch some fucking pork

    +0
 
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