Thanks for the Penis

jay
30,578 Views 5 years ago

Thanks for the penis! That a lady! There you are at some sort of street festival of freaks just fapping away. Here comes some chick to stroke your shaft a few times, and play with your dick. As your career as a street fapper, this could be the highlight. It's almost like you have been accepted in society. Bonus for the cop walking by at the end he didn't want to look down or even think about looking down.

21 Comments
  • 2indastink July 16, 2011

    that bitch had her back doors smashed in that night for fucking sure.

    +0
  • happyjack July 16, 2011

    You know how you're out for a walk with the Mrs and she runs over and starts beating some random guy off......I hate when that happens.

    +7
  • gurtman23 July 16, 2011

    the last time i did that i got my name on the sex offender register.

    -1
  • spaulding July 16, 2011

    Beat your meat on the street county festival?

    +0
  • cunalingus July 16, 2011

    You just cant beat the Castro!

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  • cunalingus July 16, 2011

    but you can beat it while your there

    +0
  • petekelly July 16, 2011

    Penis cam?

    +0
  • rc2james July 16, 2011

    Now we know what Tim does on his days off.

    +0
  • rockinron July 16, 2011

    bitch woulda got a baby batter mouth wash if she woulda got her lips that close to my anaconda!!

    -1
  • cbt23 July 16, 2011

    Wait, wasnt that a cop at the end? Guess it must be o.k wherever this is

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 16, 2011

    Congratulations, officer--you passed the straight test.

    +3
  • m1009 July 16, 2011

    the cop was mad that he had a BIGGER night stick than his

    +0
  • boredshitless July 16, 2011

    if that was a real cop im sure he would have been arrested... that was a rent-a-cop!

    +0
  • thederp July 16, 2011

    in the words of hunter s. thompson:"just another freak in the freak kingdom."

    +0
  • hatemail July 17, 2011

    Wow that was gay

    +0
  • honkie365 July 17, 2011

    bigtalk would have been on his knees getting another free hot meal from whitey..

    +1
  • fiercepierce July 17, 2011

    ^^hatemail^^ you call a woman touching a mans cock gay?? What the fuck do you call it when you touch your boyfriends cock, another day at home?

    +0
  • tripod July 17, 2011

    Just another vendor, giving away free samples at the carnival

    +1
  • rodeye2 July 17, 2011

    The Herpes booth.

    +0
  • etdaddy July 19, 2011

    no its the "guess my load size" booth

    +0
  • poopootray December 23, 2012

    her name is Laurel Turner, I went to Point Loma High with her in San Diego. She reall nice.. https://facebook/laurel.turner.35

    +0
 
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