Prepare For A Rough Landing

No, Darius is not all right. Darius is pretty fucked at the moment. That's why he's twitching like chicken that just got raped by 2indastink. Next time, Darius should ollie before he reaches the curb.

47 Comments
  • mrratty July 19, 2011

    stupid white people....

    -7
  • drublix July 19, 2011

    This video needs a bus

    +17
  • killkenny July 19, 2011

    Better call the amberlamps.

    +17
  • faceman July 19, 2011

    he needs to get up and do it again

    +9
  • buttdarts July 19, 2011

    Darius should of stuck to singing.

    -1
  • sickfuck July 19, 2011

    See Darius skateboard, see Darius fly, now see Darius in a wheelchair and on a vent for the rest of his life. Way to go Darius, you da man!

    +9
  • boredshitless July 19, 2011

    he won't forget his helmet now!

    +3
  • crazymuppet July 19, 2011

    "Look at his face now!!!"

    -1
  • hatemail July 19, 2011

    Hi I'm darius and this is jackass

    +2
  • cock-snot July 19, 2011

    Dah huh

    +1
  • yomammasass July 19, 2011

    When a brother hangs with white boys, jackass gonna rub off on him.

    -4
  • larbob July 19, 2011

    stick to high-jacking cars...what. too soon?

    +5
  • suckiteasy July 19, 2011

    This is why black people dont skate. Your parent get a little money and the nigga thinks he can roll with the white boys.

    +1
  • 2indastink July 19, 2011

    FUCK YEAH, I'd rape a fucking umpa fucking lumpa.

    +8
  • sactownryder July 19, 2011

    Another black suffering from 'whip'lash

    -1
  • iluvkitty July 19, 2011

    No, Darius is not alright. He wasn't alright before the jump. He is a black man....of coarse he is not all right.

    +4
  • flattie July 19, 2011

    He's easy to buy gifts for.....get him some coloring books and a new bib to drool on.

    +6
  • iluvkitty July 19, 2011

    Let's give this man a round of applause, at least now he has EARNED food stamps.

    +6
  • sactownryder July 19, 2011

    nollie 180 to plank

    -1
  • invisus July 19, 2011

    That made my butthole pucker.

    -1
  • cooleo July 19, 2011

    kid played too much tonay hawk and thought he was a white guy, niggers always tryin to steal our talent! stick to tap dancin!!

    +1
  • honkie365 July 19, 2011

    Oh my!! It appears that the black gentleman has injured himself. I do hope someone has called the appropriate authorities. He should be more careful next time. I do hope he has not injured himself.

    +0
  • dazzza July 19, 2011

    Moral of the story is don't steal skateboards...

    +3
  • godbluff July 19, 2011

    stupid spade...tricks are for kids...white kids.

    +2
  • pistolwhip July 19, 2011

    drive that motherfucker like ya stoled it

    -1
  • rockinron July 19, 2011

    well darius, your grand pappy picked cotton he was black. now if he woulda been a mexican, then ya may have been better at jumping over walls and this wouldnt have happened

    +1
  • rockinron July 19, 2011

    the nig dented his nog!

    +1
  • etdaddy July 19, 2011

    should have stuck with the scooter

    -1
  • wackinisgood July 19, 2011

    Hey! You forgot something!!

    +1
  • playswithzombi July 19, 2011

    HAHAHAHA stupid skaters never learn, once more HA

    +1
  • immanuelkunt July 19, 2011

    Negros.

    +0
  • buckfutt July 19, 2011

    witness the last of his kind, the black skateboarder

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi July 19, 2011

    Just goes to prove that no one can skate.

    -1
  • bigtalk July 19, 2011

    he hit the ground so hard he forgot what sex he was

    -5
  • yournamehere July 19, 2011

    white man cant jump and black man cant Ollie

    +4
  • d90girl July 19, 2011

    You doing it wrong....

    -1
  • spinal-tap July 20, 2011

    He be acting like a gorilla now

    +1
  • burp July 20, 2011

    That pavement is one mean sumbitch.

    +1
  • bite-me71 July 20, 2011

    From doing tricks to licking windows on the short bus.

    +1
  • rareranking July 20, 2011

    Dumb Nigger Tricks Are For Hunkies

    +1
  • littletalk July 20, 2011

    no point in telling him to wear i helmet i guess, he'd probably just wear it sideways

    +0
  • killtacular July 20, 2011

    White men can't jump, nigga's can't skate.

    +1
  • downunder69 July 20, 2011

    keep train,n bigtalk, u,ll make it one day

    +1
  • stevenh915 July 20, 2011

    next on WHEN ROADS ATTACK ! darius was inocently skating down the street on a stolen skate board when all of a sudden a large patch of undercover grass sucsessfully deployed a stinger puncturing all four wheels and sending the unsuspecting darius into the path of an oncoming road!

    +1
  • mrbigglesworth July 21, 2011

    Don't do tricks while high.

    -1
  • slippy July 21, 2011

    He should just stick to what he is good at.....smoking crack and jacking shit.

    +1
  • killtacular June 27, 2013

    White men can't jump..Black men can't skateboard.

    +0
 
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