WalMart Security Doesn't Fuck Around

If you were to pick sides in this epic battle, it'd be really tough to choose who to back. Do you go with the Wal-Mart rent-a-cop who thinks he's John McClane, or the dumb rednecks that think they know the constitution? Nice tackle!

  • tripod July 20, 2011

    I say, drop the fat dumb rednecks

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  • yournamehere July 20, 2011

    i think i like walmart a lil more now and i really dont like them but this shit is epic

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  • rockinron July 20, 2011

    best cage fights you will ever see are at wal-mart on black friday.

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  • thedoctor July 20, 2011

    Depending on state laws, those guards probably just lost their jobs. That said, he's my new hero. White bitch starts saying it's "kidnapping". I bet a billion dollars she's a part of the Tea Party because they don't understand the Law either.

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  • judasz July 20, 2011

    "You're going to be real sorry. Don't make me take off my cloths and expose my Fat Rolls and sit on you."

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  • boredshitless July 20, 2011

    dumbasses! they can't count to potato.

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  • obisidia July 20, 2011

    they should have jus teased that dumb fat bitch in the first place an tackled his ass

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  • swazzi July 20, 2011

    That taser sounded weak. Bet it was made in China too.

    +6 -0
  • atmydismay July 20, 2011

    wow, all they wanted to know was if the blue light special was in effect.

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  • tgarner July 20, 2011

    It you added all their IQ's together you still wouldn't make it to 100

    +3 -1
  • hatemail July 20, 2011

    Don't fuck with coocheese and bobby the rookie

    +0 -0
  • rimjobber July 20, 2011

    That wasn't Wal-Mart security. That was a COP they were fucking with. The couple was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and second-degree assault on a police officer:

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  • sleeko July 20, 2011

    Hey bitch! He's a Walmart guard. Just what are you going to sue him for? His mortgaged trailer house! Lawyers call guys, like him.. Judgement proof.

    +1 -1
  • praedictum July 20, 2011

    My buddy tried the same thing when i was like 15

    Walmart security tackled his ass and put him in hand cuffs They can get away with that shit to.

    +0 -0
  • sicasso July 20, 2011

    Very nice takedown of that fat bitch with a very big mouth who knows nothing of the law not to mention not intimadating in the least, should've bicth slapped her.

    +3 -0
  • cooleo July 20, 2011

    god damn i wanna shop there lol buy som soda and get a free law suit haha

    +1 -4
  • playswithzombi July 20, 2011

    fuck the taser, i would've pulled my .45 on that fat stupid bitch, sue this shamu

    +2 -0
  • cuda1179 July 20, 2011

    I read up on this incident. It was a cop doign his normal rounds, doing a quick walk-through of the Wal-Mart. Dumb asses start getting on him, yllling and shouting about him not doing his job. Eventually they put their hands on him, which was the mistake.

    +4 -0
  • thederp July 20, 2011

    i don't like hicks nor security guards who take themselves too seriously. fuck'em all!!!

    +0 -0
  • iowaredneck July 20, 2011

    I guaran-fuckin-tee thats not a Walmart rent a cop

    +1 -0
  • bigtalk July 20, 2011

    i just hope they were trying to steal condoms

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  • immanuelkunt July 20, 2011

    The absolutely best feature of CS is videos showing the cops taking down some loudmouth puke. These fucking hunks of shit will wind up in the booking shithole with their own shit ooozing out of their pants owing to the wicked ass beating they'll always get before arriving "downtown". It's been a long time since I belted the fuck out of someone with a billy club and I'm feeling the urge real bad.

    +3 -0
  • immanuelkunt July 20, 2011

    " because they don’t understand the Law either." Neither do you, fuckhat. In every state store employees (to say nothing of bonded deputies) can take every reasonable measure to retain shitwads on the store's premesis until the cops get there. If they are bonded deputies, they can haul the pieces of shit off them selves and (with any luck) beat the shit out of 'em on the way to jail. When a piece of shit is handled correctly, they'll be so fucking glad to get in jail that they never put up any fuss whatever.

    +3 -0
  • m1009 July 20, 2011

    i think i would have tasered her in the mouth just to shut her up

    +1 -0
  • ohwickedwendi July 20, 2011

    They're just mad because their welfare checks don't buy as much as they used to.

    +0 -0
  • killkenny July 20, 2011

    I could tell they were cops just by the way they were acting. Security is rarely that belligerent.

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  • larbob July 20, 2011

    i got a boner when he tackled the fat tub of goo.

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  • kishoph July 20, 2011

    That's what they get for having 12 items in the 8 items or less express line.

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  • mudflap July 20, 2011

    attitude sure changed after you got put on your fat ass bitch!

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  • carinya July 21, 2011

    This is why we are on this site. To see idiots get slammed.

    +0 -0
  • d90girl July 21, 2011

    I fucking hate walmart..try to avoid that place like the plague !!!!!!!!!

    +0 -0
  • evilmimai6666 July 21, 2011

    listen to the fags tapin it....i bet if it was a gay guy gettin tazed they'd be all over him bashing,,,gay bashing..i hope he didnt break a nail!!

    +0 -1
  • arkangle666 July 21, 2011

    see this just proves why we shouldn't help out the south and let all the retards just die off, and the problem will fix it's self, i mean think about it, if you got every red neck hick and got them together and recorded their IQ's a little boy with a sevier mental retardation would still be smarter

    +0 -3
  • downunder69 July 21, 2011

    seems every one is above the law at wallmart,

    thats america for ya!

    +0 -0
  • yestrnight July 21, 2011

    fuckin funny shit final out come was what i was looking forward to i love thoose happy ending video's

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  • heywodjablowmi July 23, 2011

    Does anybody know the teeth to tattoo ratio for working at walmart im thinking of applying

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  • hlc28 April 19, 2012

    Just give up the candy bar you stole and go back to the trailer park

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  • l25 April 10, 2014

    Thats why I like to life in Germany!

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