He Didn't Miss His Train

Laying on some train tracks is pretty much a guaranteed way to successfully commit suicide, assuming you don't move at the last second and let it only take your leg off. This man stuck to his decision. I like their use of newspaper as a cleaning tool.

20 Comments
  • lenny9651 August 5, 2011

    i can think of at least 100 less painful ways to kill yourself

    +2
  • wickedmule August 5, 2011

    Ahh, he died quick, as soon as the train hit. And newspapers to clean him up with? Don't they believe in rubber gloves. Shit someone throw them a tote to carry him in at least. :/

    +0
  • sirfartsalot August 5, 2011

    Because you had a bad day...

    +0
  • pizzapie August 5, 2011

    We can rebuild him, we have the technology

    +1
  • rockinron August 5, 2011

    fuck it leave the chunks for the rail rats, they gotta eat too.

    +0
  • yomammasass August 5, 2011

    He's half the man he used to be.

    +0
  • rodgtard August 5, 2011

    I kept waiting for him to say "BOO" and freak everyone out.

    +0
  • heywodjablowmi August 5, 2011

    I bet he misses his other half

    +0
  • bigtalk August 5, 2011

    they could of gave him a proper burial right there just kick some dirt on him

    -4
  • thederp August 5, 2011

    he literally made the front page.

    +2
  • dazzza August 5, 2011

    Was he the linesman?

    +0
  • boredshitless August 5, 2011

    just another immigrant thats gonna miss out on his 7 tax free years in America!

    +2
  • virgendestoyer August 5, 2011

    Dont these idiots have rubber gloves??

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi August 5, 2011

    I bet that just fucked up his whole day.

    +2
  • rodeye2 August 5, 2011

    Look what hit the front page.

    +0
  • honkie365 August 6, 2011

    He just fell apart after his wife left.

    +1
  • fiercepierce August 6, 2011

    Ahhh, the old Punjab job.

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth August 6, 2011

    How did his legs end up on the other side?

    +0
  • etdaddy August 6, 2011

    extreme trainspotting finalist

    +0
  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    Just throw all these pieces in the trunk and we'll get the rookie to clean this shit out back at the station...

    +0
 
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