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posted by Adam H. on 8/5/2011

He Didn't Miss His Train

Laying on some train tracks is pretty much a guaranteed way to successfully commit suicide, assuming you don't move at the last second and let it only take your leg off. This man stuck to his decision. I like their use of newspaper as a cleaning tool.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
lenny9651
i can think of at least 100 less painful ways to kill yourself
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 1:18 PM

wickedmule
Ahh, he died quick, as soon as the train hit. And newspapers to clean him up with? Don’t they believe in rubber gloves. Shit someone throw them a tote to carry him in at least. :/
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 1:23 PM

sirfartsalot
Because you had a bad day...
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 1:24 PM

pizzapie
We can rebuild him, we have the technology
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 1:38 PM

rockinron
fuck it leave the chunks for the rail rats, they gotta eat too.
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 1:53 PM

yomammasass
He’s half the man he used to be.
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 3:22 PM

rodgtard
I kept waiting for him to say "BOO" and freak everyone out.
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 3:22 PM

heywodjablowmi
I bet he misses his other half
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 3:33 PM

bigtalk
they could of gave him a proper burial right there just kick some dirt on him
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 3:51 PM

thederp
he literally made the front page.
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 4:01 PM

dazzza
Was he the linesman?
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 4:20 PM

boredshitless
just another immigrant thats gonna miss out on his 7 tax free years in America!
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 4:57 PM

virgendestoyer
Dont these idiots have rubber gloves??
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 6:35 PM

ohwickedwendi
I bet that just fucked up his whole day.
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 6:40 PM

rodeye2
Look what hit the front page.
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posted on: 08-05-11 @ 9:07 PM

honkie365
He just fell apart after his wife left.
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posted on: 08-06-11 @ 12:33 AM

fiercepierce
Ahhh, the old Punjab job.
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posted on: 08-06-11 @ 2:45 AM

mrbigglesworth
How did his legs end up on the other side?
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posted on: 08-06-11 @ 4:10 AM

etdaddy
extreme trainspotting finalist
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posted on: 08-06-11 @ 3:25 PM

flyboy3313
Just throw all these pieces in the trunk and we’ll get the rookie to clean this shit out back at the station...
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posted on: 04-11-12 @ 10:16 AM

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