You Ain't Sexy No Matter How Much You Flex

I wonder if they thought this was going to be sexy when they were filming it. Maybe it is sexy to you or someone else, but her saggy tits and her rib cage just aren't doing much for me. It looks like somebody deflated her.

33 Comments
  • rockinron August 5, 2011

    fat bitch!

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  • grinder August 5, 2011

    skeletors old lady

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  • iluvkitty August 5, 2011

    Poor Marc Anthony, he needs to see a psychiatrist after the break-up from J-ho, I mean J-lo.

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  • rodgtard August 5, 2011

    She's to sexy for her shirt

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  • kissarmy12 August 5, 2011

    Bitch Needs a Burger

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  • pizzapie August 5, 2011

    Look at the bright side, it wouldn't cost much to feed her

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  • sactownryder August 5, 2011

    This is the worst soundtrack to fap to

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  • yomammasass August 5, 2011

    methorexics are so fuckin' hot, they're beyond fappable!

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  • larbob August 5, 2011

    she does'nt do much for you adam cus she does'nt have a set of balls.

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  • smudge August 5, 2011

    the last person to fuck her ended up with chipped beef

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  • immanuelkunt August 5, 2011

    That looks like the hoarse-voiced old bag that bigblocknova has called "mommie" all these years.

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  • heywodjablowmi August 5, 2011

    her nipples are innies WTF??

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  • bigtalk August 5, 2011

    thats one white person not getting food stamps thats like a urban legend

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  • dazzza August 5, 2011

    ^ Almost as elusive as a black man not getting them !

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  • gofkurself August 5, 2011

    dawn of the dead.

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  • thederp August 5, 2011

    and the inverted right nipple was especially appealing.

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  • bugshit August 5, 2011

    Zombies are hot !!!

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  • boredshitless August 5, 2011

    fucking hell, you gonna make me puke right when i started drinking!

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  • mrratty August 5, 2011

    crackheads gone stupid. tonight at 9 eastern

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  • bman32425 August 5, 2011

    Chrystal Meth. The new Jennie Craig.

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  • stevenh915 August 5, 2011

    half woman half toast rack!

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  • ohwickedwendi August 5, 2011

    Her favorite place to dine is called "The Empty Plate".

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  • rodeye2 August 5, 2011

    Got powdered milk ?

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  • whatthedeuce August 5, 2011

    fap fap fap ahhhhhhhh

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  • anomalous August 5, 2011

    Are you sure it wasn't pulled pork?

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  • hatemail August 6, 2011

    My god the dead has arisin

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  • fiercepierce August 6, 2011

    Damn, where is she going? I ate some popcorn and now I need a toothpick to get a hull out of teeth.

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  • dopesmoker August 6, 2011

    Pretty sure you can't flex bone.

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  • burp August 6, 2011

    W....T....F?

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  • mrbigglesworth August 6, 2011

    Mitch Jagger still knows how to have a good time.

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  • smurfcock August 7, 2011

    Boob job and a sammich, STAT!

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  • playswithzombi August 9, 2011

    at least you don't have to feed her before you fuck her nasty ass

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  • unholy_goat August 9, 2011

    get back to castle greyskull ya bastard

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