The Dog That Loves To Masturbate

This dog is not only man's best friend, but he's also his own best friend. He doesn't need to fuck the couch cushions or hump your kid's stuffed doll. He just stands on his own two legs and strokes the hell out of his red rocket. Now if they can only train him to fire his load in the toilet.

25 Comments
  • flattie August 9, 2011

    Why stroke it when he could lick it?

    +8
  • lenny9651 August 9, 2011

    jock itch sucks, go buy him some gold bond powder

    +2
  • rockinron August 9, 2011

    he's not masturbateing the bitch down the street gave him a bad case of crabs

    -2
  • tgarner August 9, 2011

    The sad part is, when I jerk off standing up I move the same way :(

    +11
  • hammerdown August 9, 2011

    thank god for thumbs

    +4
  • bigtalk August 9, 2011

    his wife must be out of town

    -14
  • smudge August 9, 2011

    this doggy likes to do it human style

    +4
  • shit4brains August 9, 2011

    That's the life if you ain't Yapping you Fapping

    +2
  • d90girl August 9, 2011

    Just give that poor guy something to hump already

    !!

    +3
  • downunder69 August 9, 2011

    ^dont worry dgirl , beastiality is just around the corner for some one that videos a dog masturbating

    +2
  • etdaddy August 9, 2011

    what sick fag would teach a dog to jerk off whe he can already blow himself?

    +0
  • m1009 August 9, 2011

    Invite the Preacher over for dinner and then show him what your dog can do

    +2
  • vikingshill August 9, 2011

    That was me as a teenager.

    +3
  • thederp August 9, 2011

    won't see this trick at the 'best in show competition' but i still think it's worthy of some kind of a medal.

    +1
  • arcknagar August 9, 2011

    He does it the same as I do it!

    +0
  • keymaster August 9, 2011

    ^^ in the back yard while being filmed??^^ send that shit in man

    +3
  • honkie365 August 9, 2011

    Hey bigtalk..he's whipping up a hot lunch for you. Enjoy !!!

    +6
  • ohwickedwendi August 9, 2011

    I'm wondering who's gayer...the guy filming this or us for watching it.

    +0
  • ghosthunter August 9, 2011

    Ok,who gave the dog viagra.lol

    +0
  • munkybitch August 9, 2011

    He needs a beer and a ciggy....

    +0
  • fiercepierce August 10, 2011

    ^^bigtalk^^ It is your wife that is out of town, now this poor dog has to rub a few off instead of cumming in your wife's pussy. Well, where did you think that froth came from?

    +1
  • dazzza August 10, 2011

    Now that's doggie style !

    +0
  • bite-me71 August 10, 2011

    Mom Sparky is rubbing one out again.

    +0
  • chaga August 10, 2011

    So that's why our primate ancestors learned to walk on two legs instead of four.

    +0
  • whatthedeuce August 10, 2011

    the vet said Rosco might imitate the owner but i thought she meant laying on the couch all day, not this!

    +0
 
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