Fucking Your Hand Will Be So Much More Fun

He is not quite the swordsman he thought he was. It turns out that using a sharp katana blade is a bit more dangerous than playing with your replica light sabers in the backyard. On the plus side, he has a vagina in his hand now.

17 Comments
  • hammerdown August 10, 2011

    and still sharp enough to slice a tomato

    +1
  • cornolio August 10, 2011

    this changes the meaning of having a "hand job"

    +1
  • joseffritz August 10, 2011

    some place to keep loose change

    +1
  • tgarner August 10, 2011

    That's taking the making of a hand puppet to extremes

    -1
  • godbluff August 10, 2011

    Clutch Cargo dying.

    -1
  • smurfcock August 10, 2011

    Appears to be on the rag but I'd still fuck it...

    +0
  • rockinron August 10, 2011

    lucky bastard has every kids dream, his very own hand pussy !!

    -1
  • tat2d_soldier August 10, 2011

    your days of finger-banging ol' mary jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties, are over.

    +0
  • downunder69 August 10, 2011

    oh yeah! i,d hit it

    +1
  • bigtalk August 10, 2011

    now he has a place to hide his crack

    -6
  • stevenh915 August 10, 2011

    put some false teeth in there and teach it to speak! say hello to my little friend!!

    +0
  • fiercepierce August 10, 2011

    That is one hell of a way to get a masturbatory aid.

    +0
  • thederp August 10, 2011

    he's no han(d) solo...

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi August 10, 2011

    Dammit--that just reminded me of Sherry Lewis and Lambchop. The sad part of this? Only a handful of you guys will know who the hell I'm talking about. Damn.

    +0
  • boredshitless August 10, 2011

    wendi im old too! lol

    +0
  • stevenh915 August 10, 2011

    wendi? u mean the old black and white tv show. . my sister used to watch called lamb chop, with hand puppets? or something like that. . . not that i used to watch it. . . no. . .um. . .yeah . . what about the boxing last night. . .and the rugby, yeah the rugby was good. .real manly stuff! yeah

    +0
  • d90girl August 10, 2011

    Having a bit of too much fun while waiting in the ER !?? lol

    +0
 
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