Crosswalks Can Be Dangerous

I always knew he could hit that flip if he really wanted to. He just needed the right motivation. With a little push, he was able to glide so gracefully through the air. Now will somebody please grab his flip flop for him?

32 Comments
  • mccracken August 15, 2011

    I hit anything that wears just a speedo in the daylight!

    +4
  • lenny9651 August 15, 2011

    he can't use a crosswalk, but then again he won't need to until he learns to walk again

    +1
  • two-hats August 15, 2011

    First he flipped then he flopped.

    +0
  • 2indastink August 15, 2011

    I fucking hate Mondays you ugly bunch of slags.

    +0
  • nuckchorris August 15, 2011

    8 out of 10

    +0
  • onebad02ta August 15, 2011

    He'll be fine. His neck broke his fall.

    +0
  • zahnfee August 15, 2011

    In Sovijet Russia walk cross you !

    +1
  • trox August 15, 2011

    fuck shoes i dont need em were im going

    +0
  • jonasje August 15, 2011

    i bet that shoe got more off the ground then he ever will

    +0
  • smudge August 15, 2011

    Crosswalks and crossdressers..bad combo

    +1
  • rockinron August 15, 2011

    he must be the place kicker for U of M. you see the fuckin air time on that shoe!!!

    -2
  • burp August 15, 2011

    I give him only a 7 he didn't stick the landing.

    +1
  • cock-snot August 15, 2011

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

    +1
  • sleeko August 15, 2011

    Ha!.. I bet that pavement is hot, huh asshole.

    +1
  • etdaddy August 15, 2011

    i said, "NO I DON'T WANT ME WINDOWS WASHED!!!!"

    +1
  • enki August 15, 2011

    Why would anyone bust out into the middle of the road like that? I thought the first SUV there was going to hit him.

    +1
  • bigtalk August 15, 2011

    bwhaaa it only takes one asshole to fuck up traffic

    -3
  • grinder August 15, 2011

    didn't look both ways,did ya?

    +1
  • thederp August 15, 2011

    that's one way to stop a gay pride parade. good for you, sir. 10 points!!!

    +2
  • ghosthunter August 15, 2011

    I bet that hurt!!!

    +1
  • spinal12 August 15, 2011

    Damn his pocket book mus ta went 100 feet in the air.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi August 15, 2011

    He was in his own little world, thinking about maybe scoring some smoke, playing Halo with his bestie,...and, weeeeeeeeeeee.

    +1
  • fiercepierce August 16, 2011

    Didn't your momma teach you to look both ways before crossing the street?

    +0
  • dopesmoker August 16, 2011

    I hope that hurt. More dumbasses need to suffer a while to learn. Either that, or thin the fuckers out.

    +0
  • rodeye2 August 16, 2011

    The State I live in it's law the driver must stop and let you walk if your in a crosswalk and 2 month ago a kid paid the ultimate price just like this,yea leave your life in a 2 ton rig's hands.Stupid law makers,when I was raised we were taught to look both ways, I guess I don't have to anymore.

    +1
  • downunder69 August 16, 2011

    if i witnessed that it would b 9 11 for that motherfucker driving that car, i would make sure he was lying beside him ASAP! did u see the way he ran through that!... over in ozzy land here, there are hit and runs for a reason of nothing but cowardness... but if u r dumb enough to do that and hit someone at a pedestrian crossing over here u better b related to chuck norris or be pack,n heat u faggots !

    -1
  • dopesmoker August 16, 2011

    I think downunder69 is a complete retard. The dumbass deserves to be operating a wheelchair with his mouth for not waiting for a signal to walk. Fuck pedestrians. Fuck them in their faggot happy, walking asses. More people need to be run the fuck over, including you.

    +2
  • dopesmoker August 16, 2011

    Plus, any dude wearing flip flops and a speedo needs to get hit by a car. Serves the pricks right.

    +1
  • downunder69 August 16, 2011

    ^^lmao

    +0
  • kingjeffishere August 16, 2011

    If he hurry's,Safelite will get that crack right out his windshield!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi August 16, 2011

    I was hit by a car when I was seventeen--the driver was all juiced up from a hockey game, saw MY yellow light (I was halfway across), and took off like a bullet. It was quite a rush, flying onto his hood, off his windshield, and into the sidewalk curb, but after about 10 minutes, it started to really hurt. Thanks, asshole.

    +0
  • downunder69 August 17, 2011

    ^^ pedestrian crossing versus a walk light..tough titty,s on that one Wendi ... Glad u were ok!

    +0
 
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