There's a reason the cucumber tastes so delicious. I'm surprised her man didn't recognize the flavor. Maybe he's not one to bury his tongue in her snatch. That's probably why she needs to fuck herself with vegetables.
why does my cucumber sandwich taste like tuna?
^^when it tastes like shit , it,s time to get a boyfriend
hey tunafish and cucumber is a very good sandwich, just ask her dad.
That's why you always make the woman fix the sammiches.
I think it's taking "all natural" a little too far.
By the look on mom's face, dad's been eatn pussy flavored cucumbers for years.
why is she surprised she already has aids
^^^^Your wrong, she wouldn't even date you let a lone sleep with you
ahh married life!!! his balls are blue and the cucumbers taste like fish!
i'm a gherkins man myself.
That was funny the first 3 times you posted it too
It could've been worse--the cucumber could have been rotten.
tell us how thats worse wendi we need a first person view on this one.
lmao. sorry dear ya made that too damn easy
Next on the menu...Wiener in a Blanket !!!!
just think he gets to taste his wife and his daughter in law.....classic
I don't know about the rotten part, ron--my boyfriend at the time ate it right away after that....
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....