The Most Delicious Cucumber Ever

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Adam H.
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There's a reason the cucumber tastes so delicious. I'm surprised her man didn't recognize the flavor. Maybe he's not one to bury his tongue in her snatch. That's probably why she needs to fuck herself with vegetables.

17 Comments
  • lenny9651 August 26, 2011

    why does my cucumber sandwich taste like tuna?

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  • downunder69 August 26, 2011

    ^^when it tastes like shit , it,s time to get a boyfriend

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  • rockinron August 26, 2011

    hey tunafish and cucumber is a very good sandwich, just ask her dad.

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  • vikingshill August 26, 2011

    That's why you always make the woman fix the sammiches.

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  • erisnoelle August 26, 2011

    I think it's taking "all natural" a little too far.

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  • tgarner August 26, 2011

    By the look on mom's face, dad's been eatn pussy flavored cucumbers for years.

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  • bigtalk August 26, 2011

    why is she surprised she already has aids

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  • willylickaball August 26, 2011

    ^^^^Your wrong, she wouldn't even date you let a lone sleep with you

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  • boredshitless August 26, 2011

    ahh married life!!! his balls are blue and the cucumbers taste like fish!

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  • thederp August 26, 2011

    i'm a gherkins man myself.

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  • ouch August 26, 2011

    That was funny the first 3 times you posted it too

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  • ohwickedwendi August 26, 2011

    It could've been worse--the cucumber could have been rotten.

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  • rockinron August 26, 2011

    tell us how thats worse wendi we need a first person view on this one.

    lmao. sorry dear ya made that too damn easy

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  • kissarmy12 August 26, 2011

    yikes

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  • d90girl August 26, 2011

    Next on the menu...Wiener in a Blanket !!!!

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  • etdaddy August 27, 2011

    just think he gets to taste his wife and his daughter in law.....classic

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  • ohwickedwendi August 27, 2011

    I don't know about the rotten part, ron--my boyfriend at the time ate it right away after that....

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