You Ain't No Captain

Captain Awesome? More like Captain Dumbass. So is that it? You're just going to take one shot and you're done? That's not very awesome. If you took one to the face, then you might deserve to your self-claimed title.

22 Comments
  • lenny9651 August 27, 2011

    he's right, that was awesome!!

    +14
  • thederp August 27, 2011

    i bet his arch-nemesis is a book... or counting to ten.

    +4
  • etdaddy August 27, 2011

    fwp, captain asshole you mean

    +1
  • yomammasass August 27, 2011

    total super-duper-doofus FAIL...

    +0
  • tgarner August 27, 2011

    Looked like the begining of a rock concert

    +2
  • praedictum August 27, 2011

    This shit makes me ashamed to be white.

    +6
  • godbluff August 27, 2011

    Now that was fucking funny! When it blew up too I was cryin laughin.

    +0
  • stevenh915 August 27, 2011

    and to think, out of over a million sperm he came in first! makes you think what kind of super mutant idiot could have been born. im pretty sure this is the fool who tryed to break the world wheelie record on a unicycle.

    +2
  • rockinron August 27, 2011

    hey captain awesome... you got blown the fuck up !

    -2
  • smudge August 27, 2011

    Just like the George bush foreign policy

    +1
  • pizzapie August 27, 2011

    no pain no gain

    +0
  • willylickaball August 27, 2011

    He was suppose to say," This is Captian Cry Baby and this is going to be AWESOME."

    +1
  • evilmimai6666 August 27, 2011

    YOU AINT SO AWESOME.....OWWW OWWW ...FUCK FUCK...THAT HURT....YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!!

    +0
  • grinder August 27, 2011

    What? his plastic toy shield didn't help him at all

    +0
  • rodgtard August 27, 2011

    IM CAPT. VAGINA AND IM ABOUT TO BE SHOT WITH THE EVIL PENIS MISSLE. BUT MY TRUSTY MAXIPAD WILL SAVE ME!

    +0
  • rodeye2 August 27, 2011

    More like Capt.Flamer.

    +0
  • killkenny August 28, 2011

    Captain A-fairy-ca to the fail!

    +0
  • bite-me71 August 28, 2011

    Captain pussy more like it.

    +0
  • asstro August 28, 2011

    That shit made me laugh like hell, thanks Adam...

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi August 28, 2011

    Since when did Marc Anthony become Captain Awesome?

    +1
  • ghosthunter August 29, 2011

    So much for super powers ass hole.

    +0
  • mkultra September 13, 2011

    that got should have shot him in the nuts

    +0
 
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