Captain Awesome? More like Captain Dumbass. So is that it? You're just going to take one shot and you're done? That's not very awesome. If you took one to the face, then you might deserve to your self-claimed title.
he's right, that was awesome!!
i bet his arch-nemesis is a book... or counting to ten.
fwp, captain asshole you mean
total super-duper-doofus FAIL...
Looked like the begining of a rock concert
This shit makes me ashamed to be white.
Now that was fucking funny! When it blew up too I was cryin laughin.
and to think, out of over a million sperm he came in first! makes you think what kind of super mutant idiot could have been born. im pretty sure this is the fool who tryed to break the world wheelie record on a unicycle.
hey captain awesome... you got blown the fuck up !
Just like the George bush foreign policy
no pain no gain
He was suppose to say," This is Captian Cry Baby and this is going to be AWESOME."
YOU AINT SO AWESOME.....OWWW OWWW ...FUCK FUCK...THAT HURT....YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!!
What? his plastic toy shield didn't help him at all
IM CAPT. VAGINA AND IM ABOUT TO BE SHOT WITH THE EVIL PENIS MISSLE. BUT MY TRUSTY MAXIPAD WILL SAVE ME!
More like Capt.Flamer.
Captain A-fairy-ca to the fail!
Captain pussy more like it.
That shit made me laugh like hell, thanks Adam...
Since when did Marc Anthony become Captain Awesome?
So much for super powers ass hole.
that got should have shot him in the nuts