I'll Be Taking Your Car, Officer

I love it. Getting tased doesn't even phase the brother, and now he's off on a spectacular joy ride in his brand new police cruiser. I bet there's even a box of donuts in the passenger seat for him to snack on. But his ride is short lived and came at the price of a broken leg and several years in jail. But with all the entertainment he's provided, I'd say it's well worth it.

33 Comments
  • 2indastink August 30, 2011

    Proof right there that you can take the monkey out of the jungle but you can't let the cunt be in the front seat of your police car. He needs to be in the back, where the belongs.

    +22
  • burp August 30, 2011

    Blue Lights are the shit when running from the cops.

    +3
  • keymaster August 30, 2011

    one of those AWWWW fuck moments at the end

    +3
  • tgarner August 30, 2011

    How odd, a black man running from the cops!

    +16
  • first1shit August 30, 2011

    real life gta, nice

    +5
  • drublix August 30, 2011

    When will the Cops learn? You should always carry pieces of chicken when you patrol the streets. This guy would have been down on his knees, hands folded nicely just begging to have a taste.

    Keep the tasers for the mentally retards

    +14
  • rockinron August 30, 2011

    nigga done fucked up real bad this time.

    +5
  • rockinron August 30, 2011

    ok bigtalk go ahead and neg me then tell everyone how this was the cops fault and not yours! hope ya got a fuckin limp this time.

    +9
  • the_argus August 30, 2011

    Well, that was fun.

    +1
  • moldedguppy August 30, 2011

    Stick time.

    +4
  • lenny9651 August 30, 2011

    fuck it, if your going to jail you might as well get your moneys worth out of it, i loved the beginning when they tasered him, DANCE MONKEY DANCE

    +8
  • godbluff August 30, 2011

    That truck fucked him up the ass.

    Too bad; he might have made it all the way back to the crack house.

    +6
  • onetime42 August 30, 2011

    Looks to me like a sneak preview of the new game "Grand Theft Auto". Fuckin' animals.

    +2
  • strayak47 August 30, 2011

    enter racial comment hear

    +3
  • thederp August 30, 2011

    WOW! this felt like a motion ride. i'm going to come back later this evening when i'm drunk so i can get the full effect. AWESOMENESS!!! o.0

    +2
  • sexmachine August 30, 2011

    I will give him credit that was some good driving skills until he met the garbage truck. Sure this is not the first car he has ever stolen.

    +4
  • bigtalk August 30, 2011

    the only crime here is profiling and the only injustice here is that cracker hiding behind his badge thats why he got his ass kicked bwhaaaaaaaaa

    -10
  • ohwickedwendi August 30, 2011

    Back in 85, I think, my best friend's boyfriend was passing by some kind of project, and just decided to drive away in a city owned dump truck. In front of God and everyone. Good times.

    +0
  • hoplite August 30, 2011

    LOL!!! A real LOL at that

    +0
  • stevenh915 August 30, 2011

    you be goin to jail in the hapulamps!

    +2
  • honkie365 August 30, 2011

    As I have said before...such a primitive mind cannot grasp something as intricate as operating a motor vehicle. Those people should stick to riding and fucking horses.

    Did you hear him squeal like a the little cunt that he is about his leg.."mah leg is goane"

    +2
  • boredshitless August 30, 2011

    ha ha! and people wonder why there are no black drivers in nascar!

    +3
  • drtyrell August 30, 2011

    I was rooting for him the whole time.

    +0
  • immanuelkunt August 30, 2011

    HaHAHAHAHA and he'll get buttfucked every fucking day while he does the time.

    +3
  • immanuelkunt August 30, 2011

    If only we'd seen the coon's gray matter splattered on the radio.

    +3
  • picklehiesner August 30, 2011

    I hate fuckin garbage men they think they own the fuckin road

    +3
  • fiercepierce August 30, 2011

    Just another piece of shit nigger acting like a piece of shit nigger.

    +2
  • evilmimai6666 August 30, 2011

    why cant niggers just do as they are told...then they wonder why they get rodney king'ed and tazed and all that good stuff..blackies are the dumbest people on the planet...FUCK YOU NIGGERS!!!!!

    +3
  • chargers August 31, 2011

    FBP,need to learn how to fucking drive!

    +0
  • downunder69 August 31, 2011

    dam jungle bunnies, when will they all learn that they,re all guilty for being born , no black man can afford a car anyways, so thats why u got pulled over motherfucker!

    +3
  • yomammasass September 1, 2011

    brutha woulda made it if some dumb fucking redneck honky hadn't tried to turn in front of him...

    +0
  • ferrobbra October 16, 2011

    he said stay in the car, and after 200 years you people still dont understand that you need to do as whitey says or he will beat your ass. just ask rodney

    +0
  • cr4zy April 14, 2015

    lol he really made them look like a bitch. im surprised he didnt get shot 20 times.

    +0
 
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