The Dancing Grave Digger

Nothing makes me want to rock n' roll like burying dead people, but his style is too mellow for me. Personally, I feel more destruction is necessary. He should be smashing tombstones with a sledge hammer and pissing on graves. That's how you fucking rock.

24 Comments
  • cock-snot August 31, 2011

    HE WAS DANCING ON A EMPTY VAULT? AND WAS FIRED? So I guess pissing on a grave is out of the question too.

    +5
  • spaulding August 31, 2011

    Half the graveyard went to hell anyways. He was just jamming along with Satan's rock n roll orchestra.

    +1
  • atmydismay August 31, 2011

    That was a grave mistake

    +10
  • downunder69 August 31, 2011

    oh yeah! , doin the happy i,m alive dance

    +2
  • grinder August 31, 2011

    He was singin "i got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel"

    +1
  • rockinron August 31, 2011

    do the mash, you do the monster mash, it was a graveyard smash!

    -7
  • rockinron August 31, 2011

    im on the high way to hell!!

    -10
  • rockinron August 31, 2011

    i bet he's playing "runnin with the devil"

    -10
  • smudge August 31, 2011

    playing grave digger

    +1
  • lenny9651 August 31, 2011

    if i had to do that job i'd be on some serious drugs too

    +3
  • stevenh915 August 31, 2011

    come on hurry up! people are dying to get in there!, ahh fuck it, its a dead end job anyway!

    +2
  • sicasso August 31, 2011

    Theres a few graves i'd like to piss on.

    +1
  • mreynolds085 August 31, 2011

    he was playing cemetary gates from pantera, i could tell from the riff he was playing

    +2
  • 45acp August 31, 2011

    so did he win the fuckin tickets

    +1
  • thederp August 31, 2011

    kind of ironic because supervisors are always telling you to show more enthusiasm for your job. now i know better.

    +3
  • fiercepierce August 31, 2011

    Tell that dude he can dance on my grave whenever he wants, hell he can even piss and shit on it for all I care. If it is my grave that means I am DEAD, I won't care because I am DEAD.

    +0
  • bigtalk August 31, 2011

    he's not dancing thats the attack of the inbreed gene IT STRIKES AGAIN BWHAAAAAAAAAA

    -13
  • rockinron August 31, 2011

    ^you should know you watch your kids doing that jig all the time!!!

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi August 31, 2011

    So it's safe to assume that you're not allowed to rock out with your cock out.

    +3
  • rodeye2 September 1, 2011

    Hey bigtalk I know its not picking cotton but there's a job opening for ya...never mind your probably under qualified.

    +3
  • strayak47 September 1, 2011

    he must really dig his job

    +1
  • nh3kid September 1, 2011

    Super Duche and the bone brigrade trio. They also do barmistfa's and weddings

    +0
  • yomammasass September 1, 2011

    I wanna do that on Ronald Reagan's grave -- after I relieve myself first.

    +0
  • hollow25 September 2, 2011

    lmfao that was fucking badass!! Thats bullshit he won those tickets in my book!! Its not like he took a shit on the coffin come on!!

    +1
 
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