Abe Lincoln VS. Chuck Norris

I was surprised to see Honest Abe had some dope skills on the mic, when I came across this Epic Rap Battle of History, but was it enough to defeat Chuck Fucking Norris? I don't think so. I mean, he's Chuck Fucking Norris.

29 Comments
  • cock-snot August 31, 2011

    I got nothing- bring back EMINEM.

    +1
  • spaulding August 31, 2011

    They've got too much (clap clap) time on their hands.

    -2
  • cock-snot August 31, 2011

    So do I, think i'll jack it to a video to the right

    +1
  • iluvkitty August 31, 2011

    Chuck fucking Norris WINS. "I INVENTED RAP WHEN MY HEART STARTED BEATING" Claassic.

    +2
  • nuckchorris August 31, 2011

    My brother always wins

    +0
  • downunder69 August 31, 2011

    if chuck norris has five dollars and u have five dollars then chuck norris has more money than you

    -1
  • grinder August 31, 2011

    Chuck of coarse,even sharks dedicate a week to him.

    +1
  • bugshit August 31, 2011

    I think we all lost 4 watching that!!!

    +9
  • atmydismay August 31, 2011

    Chuck norris once bowled a perfect game.... With a balloon.

    +3
  • rockinron August 31, 2011

    chuck norris is so powerful, he even has muscle on his shit!

    -2
  • bartz August 31, 2011

    thats definately the gayest thing ive ever seen. wow can crazy shit get any more gayer, i swear this site is the shittiest thing that ever happend since that R. Kelly video

    -2
  • sleeko August 31, 2011

    4 score and 7 years, does not equal 65 yrs.

    +0
  • lenny9651 August 31, 2011

    abe emancipated his ass

    +0
  • 2indastink August 31, 2011

    horse minge fuck wank.

    +1
  • smudge August 31, 2011

    we all know what happened when Abe stole Chucks seat at the Theatre

    +1
  • gabryl August 31, 2011

    i got abes back

    +1
  • pasher71 August 31, 2011

    Got to give Abe props, he spit some wicked game but only Chuck can defeat Chuck.

    +1
  • drtyrell August 31, 2011

    OH wow, Nicepeter probably loves being on this site.

    +0
  • thederp August 31, 2011

    vannila ice comes from a long, rich tradition.

    +1
  • bigtalk August 31, 2011

    chuck norris is a fag

    -9
  • immanuelkunt August 31, 2011

    Jesus, that fucking clip made some of your low-rent porn look good.

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi August 31, 2011

    That was funny as hell, and I'm gonna have to go with Chuck Norris, because even when he doesn't win, he still wins.

    +2
  • honkie365 September 1, 2011

    No bigtalk..your idol..Michael (takes it in the ass) Jackson is a fag..as you are.

    +1
  • strayak47 September 1, 2011

    fuck chuck, bruce lee kicked chuck so hard one, the next day he used his teeth for cereal

    +1
  • pooperpop September 1, 2011

    chuck norris shit on your mom rite in front of your dad bigtalk

    +1
  • rodeye2 September 1, 2011

    They both need to get some help.

    +0
  • nh3kid September 1, 2011

    Chuck Norris is so bad ass that he can break the sound barrier with his farts

    +1
  • yomammasass September 1, 2011

    Chuck Norris is a fag's fag. Chuck Norris = numberonefan + skylerblue

    +0
  • u_mad_bro September 2, 2011

    chuck norris can make a snowman out of rain

    +1
 
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