I was surprised to see Honest Abe had some dope skills on the mic, when I came across this Epic Rap Battle of History, but was it enough to defeat Chuck Fucking Norris? I don't think so. I mean, he's Chuck Fucking Norris.
I got nothing- bring back EMINEM.
They've got too much (clap clap) time on their hands.
So do I, think i'll jack it to a video to the right
Chuck fucking Norris WINS. "I INVENTED RAP WHEN MY HEART STARTED BEATING" Claassic.
My brother always wins
if chuck norris has five dollars and u have five dollars then chuck norris has more money than you
Chuck of coarse,even sharks dedicate a week to him.
I think we all lost 4 watching that!!!
Chuck norris once bowled a perfect game.... With a balloon.
chuck norris is so powerful, he even has muscle on his shit!
thats definately the gayest thing ive ever seen. wow can crazy shit get any more gayer, i swear this site is the shittiest thing that ever happend since that R. Kelly video
4 score and 7 years, does not equal 65 yrs.
abe emancipated his ass
horse minge fuck wank.
we all know what happened when Abe stole Chucks seat at the Theatre
i got abes back
Got to give Abe props, he spit some wicked game but only Chuck can defeat Chuck.
OH wow, Nicepeter probably loves being on this site.
vannila ice comes from a long, rich tradition.
chuck norris is a fag
Jesus, that fucking clip made some of your low-rent porn look good.
That was funny as hell, and I'm gonna have to go with Chuck Norris, because even when he doesn't win, he still wins.
No bigtalk..your idol..Michael (takes it in the ass) Jackson is a fag..as you are.
fuck chuck, bruce lee kicked chuck so hard one, the next day he used his teeth for cereal
chuck norris shit on your mom rite in front of your dad bigtalk
They both need to get some help.
Chuck Norris is so bad ass that he can break the sound barrier with his farts
Chuck Norris is a fag's fag. Chuck Norris = numberonefan + skylerblue
chuck norris can make a snowman out of rain