He Drank His Pants Right Off

I don't see why his buddy is so upset. If you spend an entire day drinking, and your pants don't come off, you're not doing it right. But I am glad he punched him, because it made me smile. He needed him, but where the fuck was he? Down the fucking river!

25 Comments
  • downunder69 September 8, 2011

    holy shit!, sterio type colledge football jocks still exist... havent they seen revenge of the nerds

    +4
  • numberonefan September 8, 2011

    Its too sad that I can't see his dick :-(

    -25
  • zahnfee September 8, 2011

    ^^ stfu gaylord...

    +14
  • tgarner September 8, 2011

    I bet numberonefan jerked off to this one!

    +10
  • numberonefan September 8, 2011

    @ Zahnfee bist Du selber nicht auch aus Deutschland ? So behandelt man doch keine Landsleute :-( Wer weiß vielleicht sind wir ja verwandt ?

    -13
  • crum8l3 September 8, 2011

    numberonefan.. sucks the life and jizz out of the comments.. sitting here trying to comment with a dalmation cock and a 70's porn mustche staring at me. How about numberonefan and 1 guy 1 cup get together and live happily ever after. so normal society does not feel like scratching their eyes out with a key.

    +19
  • wildcat September 8, 2011

    Seems that Adam gut busted again....lol

    +1
  • yeayeayea September 8, 2011

    naz1fan, please suck you own dick and please choke to death with it.

    +7
  • lenny9651 September 8, 2011

    i didn't understand your second comment numberonefan, i don't speak fag

    +7
  • etdaddy September 8, 2011

    drunk,pantlesss and gets his ass punched gay sex in the making

    +0
  • grinder September 8, 2011

    punch drunk love?

    +0
  • dazzza September 8, 2011

    Rule 1 Don't fuck his cousin before his mom

    +0
  • bman32425 September 8, 2011

    Uhh, you may want to take a look at your own disease ridden dick first #1fan.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi September 8, 2011

    Brokeback River.

    +3
  • honkie365 September 8, 2011

    According to Google translate, cockbreath said:

    Tooth You're not even in Germany itself? So you treat people but no country :-( Who knows maybe we're related?

    -1
  • rockinron September 8, 2011

    fags go canoeing?

    -3
  • lenny9651 September 8, 2011

    ^^^^^no, it's him

    -1
  • rodeye2 September 8, 2011

    Put him on a tube and send him sea worthy.

    +0
  • stevenh915 September 8, 2011

    jesus numberonefan change your avatar my kids use this site!

    +2
  • invisus September 8, 2011

    Apparently when he needed is fuckbuddy, he was down the fucking river....

    +0
  • thederp September 8, 2011

    i can just hear matt foley saying: "and now i live in a van down by the river."Rofl

    +0
  • carinya September 8, 2011

    Must make a man feel real tough o punch out a worthless drunk.

    +0
  • fiercepierce September 9, 2011

    Should have let that dude drown down river, now you pissed off his gay lover. Oh shit, settle down there numnberonefan

    -1
  • mylarjorgen September 10, 2011

    What a brave boy to challenge such a dangerous opponent.

    +0
  • gillminister September 16, 2011

    I'm curious. Do you not realize that #1Fan is deliberately making you mad? I suppose he's clever, knowing exactly where your buttons are.

    +0
 
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