Hung Like A Tortoise

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Adam H.
26,760 Views 5 years ago

I've seen some messed up dicks on this site before, but this one just might take the cake. If that's a tortoise cock, I'm curious what a tortoise cunt is all about. And how did he make himself cum all over the place without rubbing his pole. I need to learn that trick.

39 Comments
  • zahnfee September 12, 2011

    You perverts!!! Turtles needs solo sex time too. Damn his dick is bigger then mine... lucky turtle.

    +0
  • danalan666 September 12, 2011

    twiddle dee

    twiddle dum

    turtle pee

    turtle cum

    +4
  • thersaholycow September 12, 2011

    OMG! LOL.... that chick was really gettin off on it!

    +1
  • fiercepierce September 12, 2011

    There is someone on this website that will love it almost as much as numberonefan, ain't that right bigtalk?

    +1
  • lenny9651 September 12, 2011

    the rare cobra dicked tortoise

    +3
  • numberonefan September 12, 2011

    Hungry like my ass

    -19
  • etdaddy September 12, 2011

    it even maximizes for your pleasure

    +0
  • mobliz September 12, 2011

    the next pokemon

    +1
  • tgarner September 12, 2011

    If she had her face a little closer, there would of been a money shot!

    +3
  • 2indastink September 12, 2011

    I'd have a go on one.

    -1
  • thederp September 12, 2011

    i'm shell shocked. O.o

    +1
  • d90girl September 12, 2011

    Sulcatas rock...I got 2 of those !

    +0
  • tgarner September 12, 2011

    I really wish I could blow a load that big, WOW!

    +0
  • crum8l3 September 12, 2011

    it still looks more normal that numberonefans!!

    +3
  • yournamehere September 12, 2011

    ^agreed

    +3
  • stevenh915 September 12, 2011

    thats one shell of a lot of turtle soup!

    +1
  • yeayeayea September 12, 2011

    I didn't need to see that.

    +0
  • smurfcock September 12, 2011

    Turtle Porn???

    +0
  • judasz September 12, 2011

    Son o bitch had a smile on his face.

    +0
  • pistolwhip September 12, 2011

    turtles got game.

    +0
  • grinder September 12, 2011

    i'm experiencing a little turtle envy at the moment

    +2
  • zippernuts24 September 12, 2011

    please let me take this time and say...numberonefan isnt worth the clothes on his back.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi September 12, 2011

    There once was a tortoise from Nantucket.......

    +2
  • downunder69 September 12, 2011

    That chick on all fours will be back to the turtle later when every ones fucked off

    +0
  • rockinron September 12, 2011

    ten bucks says one of them horny bitches tasted its baby batter when the camera was off.

    +0
  • damiancorpus September 12, 2011

    do you think they would be this interested or excited if i let my dick hang out in front of them?

    +1
  • carinya September 12, 2011

    These clowns need more to do.

    +0
  • cbt23 September 12, 2011

    Fucking bitches, help a brotha out and give em a hand!!

    -1
  • acdcfan September 12, 2011

    He showed you his...now show him yours...

    If I had one of these years ago, I'd still be Single!!

    +0
  • bigtalk September 12, 2011

    he cums quicker than he looks

    -6
  • nh3kid September 12, 2011

    never thought I would ever get to see a turtle jizz?! I wonder which one he is Leonardo, Or Donetello?

    +1
  • assgrabber September 13, 2011

    Well i know now I'll never eat turtle soup now with a jimmy that big i want to see the vag of a female turtle to see how it fits in lol.

    +0
  • d82ndabn September 13, 2011

    You're an asshole, Bigtalk!

    +3
  • rodeye2 September 13, 2011

    Female turtles lay eggs(reptile),as far as I know they don't fuck.

    +0
  • qz-sue September 13, 2011

    Huell Howser sounded pretty excited, didn't he?

    +0
  • mochalex September 13, 2011

    He must have been storing it up.

    +0
  • rockinron September 13, 2011

    rodeye2 there not fucking fish they fuck like all other animals.

    -1
  • rodeye2 September 14, 2011

    ^^^They lay their eggs in the sand^^^

    +0
  • mylarjorgen September 17, 2011

    Whilst you're down here ladies.......

    +0
 
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