Don't Beat A Dead Horse

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Adam H.
20,891 Views 5 years ago

Somebody really likes The Godfather a little too much and needs to stay the fuck away from the horses. How did that beast get in the house in the first place? And where are we going to get our sweet lemonade from now?

32 Comments
  • dirtysanchez69 September 16, 2011

    Did you see that mutha fucker in short sleeves?!?!? It's probably 20 below there.

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  • tgarner September 16, 2011

    Mom always said no horse play in the house or somebody will get hurt

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  • rockinron September 16, 2011

    Bluto: shit! shit! i thought there were blanks in that gun!!!

    D-DAY: there were blanks in that gun!!! ohhhhhhhhhh sssssshhhhhit!!!!!

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  • rockinron September 16, 2011

    its horse steaks all winter this year. yah!!!

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  • dickher September 16, 2011

    Well I got some good news; thats not a horse that's a moose!! Round of sweet lemonade for EVERYONE!!

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  • tgarner September 16, 2011

    ^^Well you are right sir, thank you. I don't watch it that close, just took dipshits word for it. :)

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  • tgarner September 16, 2011

    So I guess he really moosed up then!

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  • shadowchaser September 16, 2011

    Poor horse was just looking through the window when he saw numberonefag's pics on a fucking computer, then he just exploded.

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  • dickher September 16, 2011

    That's what fuckin happens when Bullwinkle doesn't listen to Rocky....let that be a lesson to you!!

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  • downunder69 September 16, 2011

    wipe its ass and serve the motherfucker on a plate for me

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  • zmolez September 16, 2011

    Lol its a fucking moose....you fucking meat whistle..

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  • zahnfee September 16, 2011

    The one and only flying horse...

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  • massiveballs September 16, 2011

    Looks like a horse cock lover in Alaska trying to hide their evidence

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  • killkenny September 16, 2011

    I wonder if Sarah Palin saw that from her back porch.

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  • boredshitless September 16, 2011

    off for dog food and glue factory's now

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  • acdcfan September 16, 2011

    Russian Mc Donalds...The new $ Menu

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  • ohwickedwendi September 16, 2011

    Damn--that's gonna be a bitch to clean up.

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  • stevenh915 September 16, 2011

    sorry my moostake i thought you were a whores

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  • sicasso September 16, 2011

    Took the hourse in the bedroom and found the hourse did'nt want to fuck so he shot'em.

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  • sicasso September 16, 2011

    ^^^opps^^^ horse excuse me.

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  • damiancorpus September 16, 2011

    lets turn that fucker into some sausage!

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  • lenny9651 September 16, 2011

    mr.ed couldn't take being a washed up actor anymore

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  • thederp September 16, 2011

    somebody cut off its cock so we give it to #1fan as a going away gift. he's leaving us.

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  • mobliz September 17, 2011

    atleast it wont take long to get it on ice

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  • rodeye2 September 17, 2011

    Bigtalk went and fucked another one to death.

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  • mylarjorgen September 17, 2011

    Think it was a moose but it was hung like a horse.

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  • bite-me71 September 17, 2011

    Wow! That was one wild party.

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  • mrbigglesworth September 17, 2011

    How come those foreigners never speak English? Assholes...

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  • ludenlasivius September 17, 2011

    Well y'see Officer... it all started like this... we were havin this party y'know, and then somebody passed around the tequila and viagra and then well... next thing ya know... I dunno, I sorta blacked out right about then...

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  • wackinisgood September 17, 2011

    no ... but you can hang it

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  • jctbay September 17, 2011

    He said he let the animal in because it was so cold out and it started freaking out and threatened to destroy his Vodka stash so he had to slay the beast..

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  • lurker01010100 September 19, 2011

    That's not a horse, it's a grown up moose. Some woman was sleeping there, and woke up with that moose in her room. They tried to take it out without killing it but had to shoot it eventually. They are speaking Norwegian

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