Somebody really likes The Godfather a little too much and needs to stay the fuck away from the horses. How did that beast get in the house in the first place? And where are we going to get our sweet lemonade from now?
Did you see that mutha fucker in short sleeves?!?!? It's probably 20 below there.
Mom always said no horse play in the house or somebody will get hurt
Bluto: shit! shit! i thought there were blanks in that gun!!!
D-DAY: there were blanks in that gun!!! ohhhhhhhhhh sssssshhhhhit!!!!!
its horse steaks all winter this year. yah!!!
Well I got some good news; thats not a horse that's a moose!! Round of sweet lemonade for EVERYONE!!
^^Well you are right sir, thank you. I don't watch it that close, just took dipshits word for it. :)
So I guess he really moosed up then!
Poor horse was just looking through the window when he saw numberonefag's pics on a fucking computer, then he just exploded.
That's what fuckin happens when Bullwinkle doesn't listen to Rocky....let that be a lesson to you!!
wipe its ass and serve the motherfucker on a plate for me
Lol its a fucking moose....you fucking meat whistle..
The one and only flying horse...
Looks like a horse cock lover in Alaska trying to hide their evidence
I wonder if Sarah Palin saw that from her back porch.
off for dog food and glue factory's now
Russian Mc Donalds...The new $ Menu
Damn--that's gonna be a bitch to clean up.
sorry my moostake i thought you were a whores
Took the hourse in the bedroom and found the hourse did'nt want to fuck so he shot'em.
^^^opps^^^ horse excuse me.
lets turn that fucker into some sausage!
mr.ed couldn't take being a washed up actor anymore
somebody cut off its cock so we give it to #1fan as a going away gift. he's leaving us.
atleast it wont take long to get it on ice
Bigtalk went and fucked another one to death.
Think it was a moose but it was hung like a horse.
Wow! That was one wild party.
How come those foreigners never speak English? Assholes...
Well y'see Officer... it all started like this... we were havin this party y'know, and then somebody passed around the tequila and viagra and then well... next thing ya know... I dunno, I sorta blacked out right about then...
no ... but you can hang it
He said he let the animal in because it was so cold out and it started freaking out and threatened to destroy his Vodka stash so he had to slay the beast..
That's not a horse, it's a grown up moose. Some woman was sleeping there, and woke up with that moose in her room. They tried to take it out without killing it but had to shoot it eventually. They are speaking Norwegian
A dead Donkey in your Bedroom is going to take some explaining to Wifey!