Greatest Eyewitness Ever

jay
16,885 Views 5 years ago

Whatever that dude is on, I'll have two! Fuck man, this guy knows how to recreate a scene. Hell, he even knocked his hat off. Bonus for knowing that the live wires where touching your car, and that you didn't touch anything metal to get out. You sir, are a real American hero.

35 Comments
  • esteban_observ September 17, 2011

    Whatever he is on, I will take some. I don't think he could possibly get 'burned' more.

    -3
  • 2indastink September 17, 2011

    yeah yeah yeah that cunt is nearly as mental as fucking me, merry Saturday you bunch of horse rapists.

    -2
  • downunder69 September 17, 2011

    tell us what really happened pinnochio

    -2
  • spaulding September 17, 2011

    You should see how well he reads the story "Hop on Pop" to children.

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi September 17, 2011

    Is this guy available for parties?

    +5
  • zmolez September 17, 2011

    Meth is bad...

    +0
  • grinder September 17, 2011

    Matt Foley has lost a little weight and got contacts

    +1
  • ghosthunter September 17, 2011

    Something tell me he lives in his parents basement still..

    +1
  • bman32425 September 17, 2011

    Reminds me of Major Payne telling Tiger the story of the "Little train that could".

    +1
  • mylarjorgen September 17, 2011

    Wow, seems like he snorted that shit right out of the mains. Gotta get me a line of that 'lectric.

    +0
  • bartz September 17, 2011

    another video of robin williams talking cusually again

    +1
  • stevenh915 September 17, 2011

    as soon as i saw the hat i knew we had a live one here.

    +0
  • lenny9651 September 17, 2011

    redeye witness

    +0
  • larbob September 17, 2011

    speed balls! yea!

    +0
  • lenny9651 September 17, 2011

    i think that was the first time reality has hit him in a long time

    +1
  • lenny9651 September 17, 2011

    sorry dude i don't think it was the accident that;s got your brain "all messed up right now"

    +0
  • willylickaball September 17, 2011

    Good thing he got rid of all the drugs in his car before the police got there.

    +0
  • atmydismay September 17, 2011

    This accident a blessing in disguise.. this freak was headed to his next victim. BOOOOM!!!

    +0
  • sleeko September 17, 2011

    Dude, put down the pipe.

    +0
  • cock-snot September 17, 2011

    OOOOH YEAH!!!! Chris Farley is back from the dead!!

    +1
  • wackinisgood September 17, 2011

    arkin sparkin and boom lmamfao

    +1
  • wackinisgood September 17, 2011

    you dont need drugs to get high is the point here, just ask your buddy to rearend you goin 80 and see how hopped up u are to be alive, alot of u need to get out off the prozac

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  • ludenlasivius September 17, 2011

    Didn't get whiplash till he started hamming for the camera...

    +1
  • wackinisgood September 17, 2011

    whatever it was, that was funny shit there

    +0
  • thederp September 17, 2011

    he may have embellished a little.

    +0
  • rockinron September 17, 2011

    i hear that salvia devonium can really make you interesting.

    -1
  • rush September 17, 2011

    WOW that was interesting..I really needed to know how he enjoyed getting fucked up the ass!

    +0
  • jphinfan86 September 17, 2011

    "Reality hits you hard bro". Yes. Yes it does. I think this is the guy Michael Bay steals his scripts from. BAM! POW!

    +0
  • asstro September 17, 2011

    Kinda acts like Charlie Sheen.

    +0
  • mdvonte September 17, 2011

    .. turn the sound off and just watch im... lol Epic spasm

    +0
  • mobliz September 18, 2011

    boom goes the dynamite

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi September 18, 2011

    Obviously, this guy's got Adonis genes and tiger blood.

    +0
  • etdaddy September 19, 2011

    see what tweaking does to you

    +0
  • krazyk September 21, 2011

    Movie director?

    +0
  • lameristotel September 23, 2011

    lol

    Fucking fruitcake.

    +0
 
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