Why Did The Dumbass Cross The Road?

Hey buddy, guess what. You're not faster than a car, but I guess you just figured that one out. Guess what else. People typically don't give a shit about other people anymore, so there's a good chance you'll be laying there for a while before anyone decides to help. And that's why you always look both ways before crossing.

22 Comments
  • lenny9651 September 20, 2011

    damn did he disintagrate? where did he go?

    +0
  • zombiefreeak21 September 20, 2011

    real life gta, beating down hookers next

    +0
  • lenny9651 September 20, 2011

    looks like the guy driving accelerated, bullseye

    +1
  • tgarner September 20, 2011

    At that speed, he's probably in the trunk of the car!

    +0
  • stevenh915 September 20, 2011

    that was bigtalk in a stolen car on his way to get his chicken wings and hot sauce!

    +7
  • tgarner September 20, 2011

    Either that or he got knocked plumb into the next sip code!

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  • frankdrebin September 20, 2011

    to get to the other side of death, adam.

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  • rockinron September 20, 2011

    damn that dude popped like a balloon!!

    -4
  • zmolez September 20, 2011

    Oops

    +0
  • willylickaball September 20, 2011

    Why did the dumbass TRY to cross the road? I fixed it for you Adam.

    +1
  • shadowchaser September 20, 2011

    I hope he/she was talking on the cell phone when he/she got hit by the car. I can't stand fucking yappers who do nothing but talk away their personal shit in public. If one of them gets hit in front of me, I would laugh my ass off and tell them to die quicker.

    +0
  • grinder September 20, 2011

    didn't look both ways,did ya?

    +0
  • crackerkiller September 20, 2011

    dam he knock that CRACKER ass into next weeks crazyshit.......and don't ask me how i know he was a CRACKER just watch the way he walk!!!!!!!

    -5
  • picklehiesner September 20, 2011

    so much for slowing down for the blinking yellow at the 4 way intersection with the cross walk

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi September 20, 2011

    Moe heard his village calling, so he was running back as soon as he could...something tells me he's not gonna make it.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius September 20, 2011

    Hitchhiking: You're doing it wrong.

    +3
  • mobliz September 20, 2011

    dude fucking spontaneously combusted...

    +0
  • thederp September 20, 2011

    after he got popped, he slipped underneath the car and got dragged for about 30 yards. pretty fucked up.

    +0
  • incredulous1 September 20, 2011

    thanks "thederp". we like more details.

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  • gasguy September 20, 2011

    he went to the farside of the screen,left;he left.

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  • ohwickedwendi September 21, 2011

    ludin--I'm glad you're back...I've missed your comments.

    +0
  • island_mon September 21, 2011

    If that car had wings the accident wouldn't have happend.

    +0
 
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