Slap Her Tits Up

Do you have a busted ass face and some little tits that you'd like to improve? Don't waste your money on surgery. Just go see the Thai Titty Slapper and let her smack you around for a bit. She'll slap you right up to the next bra size and can even smack the ugly right out of your face.

27 Comments
  • lenny9651 September 20, 2011

    so thats how she got that healthy pink glow

    +2
  • rockinron September 20, 2011

    cool so this means i can slap the shit outta the ole lady,and her tits will grow?.....hey honey come here a minute i gotta wanna something......

    +0
  • frankdrebin September 20, 2011

    how many baht to let me slap you in the face with my wang, chung?

    +4
  • lenny9651 September 20, 2011

    bigtalks wife should be a super model by now

    +11
  • lenny9651 September 20, 2011

    then their should be beautiful women all over the trailer parks

    +1
  • etdaddy September 20, 2011

    what about the dick slapping, hell i've been slapping it for years the wrong way i guess

    +2
  • tgarner September 20, 2011

    It's called SWELLING, stupid Asains!

    +6
  • zmolez September 20, 2011

    I would like to slap them chinks with a fucking 2x4

    -1
  • willylickaball September 20, 2011

    It's true, I slapped this Asian chick in the face with my cock till it gets huge.

    +0
  • erisnoelle September 20, 2011

    This is the mammogram you get when you have really good insurance. Much better than getting them flattened to pancakes.

    +1
  • shadowchaser September 20, 2011

    Tie-land...One place you never want to host the Super Bowl.

    +0
  • yomammasass September 20, 2011

    HOLY ASSCHRIST!...gittin' paid to slap bitches' titties? Bestest pimp job in the whole wide world!

    +2
  • grinder September 20, 2011

    FAP

    +0
  • grinder September 20, 2011

    ^no,i didn't mean "fucking asain people" i just jacked off to it

    +0
  • dickher September 20, 2011

    Slap happy customers!!

    +0
  • picklehiesner September 20, 2011

    what no turds ?

    +3
  • asstro September 20, 2011

    I guess no one got the shit slapped out of them yet...

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi September 20, 2011

    I want to sign up for a face slapping course--I know quite a few vict...ummm,...volunteers who would love to help me out.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius September 20, 2011

    "I learned face-slapping because I believe it is a one million percent natural beauty treatment." --- I could Not. Agree. More. :D Ladies, don't pay this whore to slap your face, come to me and it'll only cost you a blowjob. And if you insist on a traditional Asian treatment, I'll even shit on you too.

    +4
  • mobliz September 20, 2011

    so that's what pimps have been doing all this time..

    +0
  • thederp September 20, 2011

    which reminds me, i aught to call some my ex's... they probably all look like maryln monroe now. i am always the un-sung hero. =/

    +0
  • spaulding September 20, 2011

    I'll do it for free.

    +0
  • honkie365 September 21, 2011

    numberonefan could get this for his asshole. Maybe then he can stop shitting himself.

    -1
  • island_mon September 21, 2011

    Asian domestic violence tollerance training.

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth September 21, 2011

    "because back then they didn't care about breast size".

    Say what?

    +0
  • marcodufour September 21, 2011

    Another frustrated drummer ! Just wait till she gets her air guitar going.

    +0
  • slippy September 22, 2011

    do you have a vacancy for a tit slapper?

    +0
 
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