Two Heads Are Better Than Jaun

Wow! This is some seriously fucked up shit to watch for entertainment. I appreciate how these guys have accepted what's about to go down and take it like men. They knew what the fuck they were getting in to when they chose their career paths.

  • keymaster September 26, 2011

    so as you can see the chiansaw 3000 can cut your decaptation time in half ...but wiat theres more

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  • two-hats September 26, 2011

    That was seriously fucked up.....Can I have their hats?

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  • moonhead September 26, 2011

    note to self sharp knife always works better

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  • lenny9651 September 26, 2011

    the juan jokes were funny the first hundred times

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  • tgarner September 26, 2011

    That was extremely disturbing. Hell must be a very big place, because it's filling up fast.

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  • keymaster September 26, 2011

    ^^^^we would have to change your name then^^^^

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  • gurtman23 September 26, 2011

    may Allah bless him and grant him peace.

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  • mccracken September 26, 2011

    ^^ I hope your virgins are 71 gays with overloaded nutsacks!

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  • gofkurself September 26, 2011

    thats some hardcore shit right there. wtf!

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  • etdaddy September 26, 2011

    that was wrong

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  • grinder September 26, 2011

    Damn,i'd take the chainsaw if i had a choice

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  • shitheadbcfc September 26, 2011

    I watched this shit 3 fucking times!! And i still can't get over the precision that guy cuts the dudes head off with the chainsaw! didn't even touch the other guys arm. AWESOME!!!!!

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  • massiveballs September 26, 2011

    Stay STIHL for the STIHL

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  • asstro September 26, 2011

    That fucker on the left was either way fucked up or had some serious balls...

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  • frankdrebin September 26, 2011

    guy on the left sucks. first he tries grabbing hair that ain't there and then he can't even mount it on the body - D+

    guy on the right though - you're moving on the the next round

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  • willylickaball September 26, 2011

    Atleast the gave them a little smack on the arm before they chopped off their heads.

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  • killtacular September 26, 2011

    I dunno why..This just strikes me as fucked up.

    Although, if that Chainsaw was made in America, that's funny as shit. We're lettin' our power tools do the job.

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  • drublix September 26, 2011

    I wonder if Juan was happy with the result of the coin toss

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  • evilili76 September 26, 2011

    new STIHL commercial?

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  • staindfire September 26, 2011

    Guy on the right A+ for skill and ingenuity. Guy on the left C, and that is only because of your determination.

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  • sleeko September 26, 2011

    This was paid for, by your need to smoke Mexican weed.

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  • disoriented74 September 26, 2011

    what did they do to get this punishment?

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  • killtacular September 26, 2011

    Sleeko: Actually, it was paid for in part by the fuckwits who are agaisnt legalizing Marijuana int he US. If it were legal, this would still be happening in mexico, but we'd be getting our weed from Americans.

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  • boobles September 26, 2011

    I do regret watching that...I'm not going to sleep for weeks now :/

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  • shiftybob September 26, 2011

    As a Gulf Vet I've seen some pretty gruesome things. In real life, and on the web, nothing ever bothers me...

    This shit made me sick

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  • wickedmule September 26, 2011

    Now that is fucked up! Even too brutal for me to watch :/ WTF is wrong with these people? I also think ol' Chico needs to ask Santa for a sharper fucking knife!!

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  • stevenh915 September 26, 2011

    thats not a knife ! this is a knife! . . . . no wait . . its a spoon. . . . sorry !

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  • fluse82 September 26, 2011

    the left one got bigger balls than toni fkn montana

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  • the_argus September 26, 2011

    Hardcore. A quote I found about this:

    "The guys that were killed were uncle and nephew, they were Erick Gamez-Garcia from Phoenix, AZ and Bernabe Gamez-Castro from Mexico.

    Bernabe (older guy): "I brought them an enemy's walkie-talkie... They paid me very little they didn't pay me a lot, the last time i went there, they paid me 300 pesos (~US$30). I thought that was very little for risking my life... I want to tell the people to think twice bevor snitching on someone because its not easy being here and you cant go back. Well, listen to what I'm saying: 'You don't play around with these people.' ... Well, what else can I say? Don't be snitching, behave, and if you see something keep quiet. You will live happily that way. ... we are fucked. For those of you who will be joining: 'be aware!'. Well what else can I say?"

    Dude recording: "Whenever you're ready."

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  •   dozer67 September 26, 2011

    Bullshit total BS real men use Machetes

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  • boredshitless September 26, 2011

    that was cool as hell!

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  • thederp September 26, 2011

    these dude died like men! no bitching or squirming... and most of all, none of the obnoxious ALLAN AKBAR screaming in the back ground. salute!

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  • thewinkler September 26, 2011

    The second guy was a fuckin' stud, not a sound just sat there and took it.

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  • futten September 26, 2011

    thats seriously fucked up i get physically ill when i see this why dident i skip this one how can people do that kinda fucked up shit to another person

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  •   killkenny September 26, 2011

    Did they stihl something?

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  • staindfire September 26, 2011

    And now I know not to piss off my lawn care guys, because I feel that a weed whacker would take longer.

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  • spinal12 September 26, 2011

    Pedo folks you see that.

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  • downunder69 September 26, 2011

    That's the goriest vid on this site

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  • boredshitless September 26, 2011

    no its not downunder69, click on the related shit on the right or search for death and dismemberment. this is cool as hell but not the goriest! ive been coming here since 05 and trust me... i still get surprized every once in a while!

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  • rotched September 27, 2011

    dont fuck with mexicans

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  • shazycrit September 27, 2011

    FUCK YOU KILLKENNY! GOD DAMN YOUR SHIT IS SO TIRED. I WISH I DIDN'T WATCH THIS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO READ YOUR FUCKING DRIVEL. YOUR PATHETIC CALL BACK COMEDY IS BEST LEFT TO A JERSEY SHORE COMMENT PAGE. FUCKIN RETARD! IF I WANTED TO HEAR SOMEONE ELSE'S CLEVER COMMENTS, I WOULD JUST GO INTO THE ARCHIVES AND READ THE ORIGINAL ONES (JUANS). ie...Juan (rather than "one" in any reference), I'd hit it with a bat, I've seen/fucked/been/eaten/etc. worse, Adam is somehow gay because he makes you watch gay shit, number"juan" fan joke here, racist comment here. FUCK, PAY FOR A V.I.P. MEMBERSHIP AND GET THUMBS UP YOUR ASS. GOOD FOR YOU. I'M OUT. I'LL RE-INVENT MYSELF, MELLOW OUT, GET A CLEVER AVATAR AND SEE Y'ALL IN A FEW DAYS...btw, nice vid. That's the diamond in the rough for which we all come here.

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  • praedictum September 27, 2011

    Fucking ouch shit made my stomach jerk a little.

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  • fiercepierce September 27, 2011

    And, our great President Mr. Obama does not want to send our army to defend our borders against these fucking people. I have only one question for all of you that voted for Obama's hope and change. How does the Kool-aid taste now?

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  •   killkenny September 27, 2011

    I love you too shazy. Muah! Lick ma balls.

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  • daddy_fat_sack September 27, 2011

    Did those guys get the part to be on the movie scarface 2?

    Coming to a theatre near you!!!!!


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  • u-235 September 27, 2011

    gurtman23: You make no sense. A Pentagram avatar and saying ackbar shit. It's like a christian girl doing drugs, being in an orgy on a weekend. Then sunday ask the lord for forgiveness....then do it all over again the following weekend:P

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  •   kane September 27, 2011

    The be-header on the left should be fired for having a dull knife.

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  • cheesydoodoop September 27, 2011

    Hello! I'm new to this site :) and was just browsing WHAT THE FUUUCCKKK OHHH SHHHIIITTTTTT!!!

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  • leebuck2 September 27, 2011

    Dude, these chilli shitters are worse than the dune coons. That was disturbing as hell!

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  • cruiserman September 27, 2011

    Retarded fuckers

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  • big_guns September 27, 2011

    I like how the guy on the left just shrugs off the fact the his buddy is bleeding all over him. These 2 took it tough like MEN!!

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  • big_guns September 27, 2011

    Plus you spelled JAUN wrong...JUAN

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  • godbluff September 27, 2011

    That's some real fucked up shit. I don't know if there is a heaven or hell, but it can't be good juju to do this to someone.

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  • sleeko September 27, 2011

    Crazy Shit??? Nah.. More like, Over the Top Shit!

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  • ambivalence September 27, 2011

    Took his left shoulder right down to the bone too.

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  • skyzombie September 27, 2011

    I always wonder about the shit that happens to get people stuck in these situations. So sick.

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  • grimreaper2012 September 28, 2011


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  • krazyk September 28, 2011

    How does this even get to crazyshit? I'm sure the Pentagon are getting these to. They are going to get fucked up for this shit.

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  • ranger75 September 28, 2011

    That was the coolest video ever so far to date on this site!!!!!!!! TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!!!!! It's scum bag wet backs killing wet backs!!!!! It doesn't get any better then this!!! Just wish he could have gone slower with the chain saw for more added pain and suffering!!!

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  • boobles September 28, 2011

    Welll.once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamall...

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  • mrmexicano September 29, 2011

    damn that hardcore they took it like man i would be crying for my life in that situation i wont be selling drugs anytime soon in fact i think they should show this at school tell them thats what happens when you dont study and finish college and go for the easy cash damn

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  • ohwickedwendi September 29, 2011

    It was like the never-ending beheading.

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  • godbluff September 30, 2011

    @ grimreaper2012...While it is horrible and sad to see another human suffer such a heinous end;it doesn't mean it is the "end of days" The religion you embrace has done things to humans that make the above look like blow jobs from beautiful sluts ( not the tranny ones; so prevalent on CS) My point; millions of other mexicans didn't get their fuckin heads cut off with chain saws. Post "end days" shit when the streets are littered with their headless bodies. Capice?

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  • u_mad_bro October 1, 2011

    who the fuck uses a kitchen knife to cut someones head off?

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  • d90girl October 6, 2011

    There is no GOD !!! We are all going to fucking HELL !!! What the FUCK happened 2 humanity !???

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  • hugovtwin November 16, 2011

    the man on the left really takes pride on his job

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  • cheechandchong December 5, 2011

    i dont see why we dont just nuke the whole middle east..

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  • psycho6 December 14, 2011

    I would like his shiny belt please!

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  • erock January 24, 2012

    By far the most crazy shit I have seen here. Had to rate it 10/10. This is what crazyshit should have more of. I know, imma sick fuck but come on. Come on!! This is what you came here for too. BTW @Cheechandchong this is not the Mid-East.

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  • erock January 24, 2012

    Also, these cartels make billions a year. Henchmen as seen above are easy to find when most of the money in your country come from the drug trade. Police are out-numbered, the cartels are bigger than the Mexican army and if you are are not for it: you are an enemy. Legalize drugs and if you want to ruin your life with them; so be it. It is so taboo (like hookers) to say but it(weed,coke) does not kill like these guys and not going to stop because of a fucking law saying you cant do them. If anything laws make it worse. Prohibition anyone?

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  • ifrank603 February 7, 2012

    That's fucked up. The first executioner CLEARLY nicked the fat one on the arm. Dude took it like a champ though as if to say "C'mon mang."

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  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    AssholeS!! all of them !

    maybe I could loan you an old X-acto kmife of mine so he might finish off that laim puss this week?

    They didn't take it like men, fucking pussy lickers sitting there waiting ih turn?

    Kick that chainsaw in his face! nobody tied thier feet so fuck off and die like a man !! WTF ?

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  • jed1 September 13, 2012

    That guy on the left was one hard core truck stop. Did you see him casually look over to his headless M8 and think to himself those fuckers on crazyshit will be looking at me and saying I have real balls that all you deviants on crazyshit sitting behind your computters will never have, fuck you crazy shitters. Look at me i'm a real man.. Boy is that fucked up, we do live in a truly fucked up world those bastards deserve to be hung drawn and quartered. Fucking pussy assholes.. That was unbearable to watch actually..

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  • cr4zy September 30, 2012

    seen this on another site, they were snitching and got cought lol

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  • jakebreak October 11, 2014

    So beautifully brutal. I could watch the chainsaw work on necks all day. Like lumber jacks. But the sound of that neck getting cut with the dull blade is horrific. got to turn the volume down at that point.

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  • airsporter November 24, 2016

    I'm always running out of "2 stroke' at critical times.

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