Back Up, I've Got A Phone

What is this jerkoff even doing? Is he texting someone while in the middle of a standoff with the cops? You don't have to let your boyfriend know what's going down right now. I'm sure he'll find out. They should club him a few extra times just for being a dumbass.

27 Comments
  • buttdarts October 3, 2011

    England really needs to let their cops have guns.

    +2
  • downunder69 October 3, 2011

    righto then chaps, back to the station for an ass line up and see ooo cums da quickest

    +0
  • mrbpp October 3, 2011

    he must be getting last fill of greatness from CrazyShit/mobile before getting carted off to toss salad at the local hoosegow.

    +0
  • willylickaball October 3, 2011

    The best way to dissarm a man with a knife is with a sword not a batton

    +1
  • boredshitless October 3, 2011

    vote for obama again so we can have a gun free country too... bitches!

    +2
  • gurtman23 October 3, 2011

    FUCK YOU

    -5
  • frankdrebin October 3, 2011

    there's an app for that

    +0
  • asstro October 3, 2011

    Oh no a knife, US cops would have shot the shit out of him...

    +0
  • bigtalk October 3, 2011

    WAIT i get one phone call

    -9
  • etdaddy October 3, 2011

    should have let him finish his fucking text, some people

    +0
  • lenny9651 October 3, 2011

    and i thought that texting while driving was the stupidest thing you could do with a cell phone, but this was way stupider

    +0
  • lenny9651 October 3, 2011

    they should have tased him and fried his phone

    +0
  • lenny9651 October 3, 2011

    stop texting me, i'm kinda busy right now, yes i'll pick up some milk on my way home.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi October 3, 2011

    Maybe dude should have googled ju jit su before the stand off?

    +0
  • tgarner October 3, 2011

    Texting: Mom, come to the jail and bring bail money!

    +0
  • buttplug69 October 3, 2011

    if it was a russian dude, he would have kicked the cop in the fuckin face 9 or 10 times before the bitch ass cop knew what had happened to him.

    +0
  • yeayeayea October 3, 2011

    his 3 last messages were: "ouch", "OUCH!" and "NOT IN THE ASS!!!"

    +1
  • dozer67 October 3, 2011

    What kind of rent a cop ,pussy bullshit was that?

    +0
  • dozer67 October 3, 2011

    That was so sad he was fucking texting what were they waiting for an invite, via text?!?

    +0
  • thederp October 3, 2011

    probably updating his status on facebook: bout 2 get fuct up by da police. :/

    +0
  • ghosthunter October 3, 2011

    what no tazors over in the UK,,

    +0
  • carinya October 3, 2011

    How the fuck doe a guy with a knife get to "hold police at bay" for seven hours? Shoot the cunt and let them get back to coffee and donuts.

    +0
  • cbt23 October 4, 2011

    Just fucking shoot em

    +0
  • fiercepierce October 4, 2011

    ^^yeayeayea^^ With that avatar you are going to say, "NOT IN THE ASS!"?

    +0
  • beetzter October 4, 2011

    can i buy the house in the background ?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi October 4, 2011

    That's when you know the dumbass is addicted to his phone.

    +0
  • chainsawpaul May 26, 2012

    hold on now!!! i don't think the guy with club tag in..cops never play by the rules

    +0
 
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