Be Careful Not To Spill Your Food

I can see this fucker had himself a good night. All pissed up, pants around his ankles, and a plate of food in hand. Well, half a plate of food now. Fuck it, man. Sleep it off in the hallway if you have to. You know you're just going to make a fucking mess in your apartment.

26 Comments
  • keymaster October 6, 2011

    I want to see the vid from the night before when he wiped his arse on the wall

    +3
  • tgarner October 6, 2011

    I hate to admit this, but I have been that fucked up!

    +4
  • downunder69 October 6, 2011

    role orditions for two and a half men are on again

    +0
  • thederp October 6, 2011

    would have really enjoyed the song "tequila" playing in the background. el senor had JUAN too many... xD

    +0
  • wackinisgood October 6, 2011

    he should wear a helmet

    +0
  • massiveballs October 6, 2011

    Acting Audition for Bay watch and night rider

    +1
  • wackinisgood October 6, 2011

    and a belt

    +0
  • wackinisgood October 6, 2011

    this is y you need to stay in mexico

    +0
  • bugshit October 6, 2011

    OHH MY GOD THATS SOME CRAZYSHIT!!! NOT!!!

    +1
  • lenny9651 October 6, 2011

    i can think of worse ways to lose your lunch

    +0
  • lenny9651 October 6, 2011

    fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

    +1
  • frankdrebin October 6, 2011

    the floor has the spic, now it just needs the span

    +3
  • gurtman23 October 6, 2011

    FUCK YOU

    -3
  • sleeko October 6, 2011

    Saggin... Another kneegrow contribution to fasion.

    +0
  • grinder October 6, 2011

    done that a couple times myself

    +0
  • dozer67 October 6, 2011

    just stay on the floor you already have the food,one question how did his pants fall off?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi October 6, 2011

    The stupidity of drunk people never ceases to amaze and entertain me.

    +2
  • onetime42 October 6, 2011

    Major shit smear on the wall at 9 o'clock.

    +2
  • d90girl October 6, 2011

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    +0
  • carinya October 6, 2011

    Just assume he's drunk? Poor bastard might have a rare medical condition that stops him from walking straight, or he might have allergies, or he might have been mugged on the way home... from the bar i suppose. Fuck him , he's bat faced, OK

    +0
  • cellule October 7, 2011

    Hey Jay, ever heard of doggy bags?

    +0
  • boredshitless October 7, 2011

    it's always such a bitch when you fuck the hot milf next door.

    +1
  • bluesboy October 7, 2011

    it might help if he pulls his pants up

    +0
  • shadowchaser October 8, 2011

    I admit that I have been fucked up drunk like this many times before, maybe even worse. BUT, my pants have never came loose, and no matter how drunk I may be, I am still capable of killing any douchebag who wants to start shit with me, or at least very seriously injuring him/her.

    +0
  • ghosthunter October 8, 2011

    Been there done that. even have the pics...

    +0
  • maddog123 June 10, 2015

    Ive been drunker sat on comode to take a shit forgot to pull down my pants down and if that ain't bad I drove home from the bar one night in what I thought was my car but it was a police car went in house went to bed made love to my wife next morning I was in wrong house fucked wrong woman went to jail for stealing police car now that's fucking drunk

    +0
 
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